I'm waiting for a health visitor to arrive
Well, that'll be a NO then.
I’m afraid I haven’t been accused of shoplifting anywhere else this week so no inspiration there, although I might pop out today and see what I can nick from Peacocks 


I've just had the most terrifying dental extraction ever and I could feel most of it in glorious technicolour! Even though my face is numb I can feel the pain through it, going to down some serious painkillers in a minute when I pluck up the courage to remove this dressing pad.

I've just had the most terrifying dental extraction ever and I could feel most of it in glorious technicolour! Even though my face is numb I can feel the pain through it, going to down some serious painkillers in a minute when I pluck up the courage to remove this dressing pad.

Plus my idiot neighbour hasn't given me the £££ for looking after his ridiculous dog over the weekend yet. If I truly enjoyed scooping dog shit off the lawn every morning, I'd get my own dog. I won't bother next time, that's for sure![]()
Oh NO. Did you hear it crunch?![]()

There was only one crunch right at the beginning when it was the tooth part. The tooth and one root were fine, then when she was trying to get the second root out that's when we realised I could feel it all, pain and everything, and it didn't want to come out. I left nailmarks in the armrests on the chair and we think I might have broken the footrest too as my leg flung up and then crashed back down at one point. She paused and started to ask whether I wanted her to stop but I just squealed "just do it!". Even though it was only five minutes of pain it's something I'll never forget, I'd had five injections too. She did three and then poked at my gum to make sure it was numb but one part wasn't so she did two more in that area which seemed to have worked. The offending root was to the side of that section and it was only once she started wiggling it that the pain started. By that point I figured most of it was done and how bad could the rest be? I should've realised that professional torturers pull teeth out to get information!
I'm almost off my tits on cocodamol now so it's only a slight ache. Going to lie on the sofa and chill if the dog will let me. He keeps coming over and sniffing in the direction of my mouth then nudging at me as if to tell me somethings wrong in there.

My eyes are fucked after London yesterday. I don't know if it's pollution (although it's not like I live in rural bliss), hay fever or a mild infection, but they are producing a fair amount of gunk and are pretty pink. I seem to be a little light sensitive as well.
Is chloramphenicol still the best thing I can get over the counter?
I'm almost off my tits on cocodamol now so it's only a slight ache. Going to lie on the sofa and chill if the dog will let me. He keeps coming over and sniffing in the direction of my mouth then nudging at me as if to tell me somethings wrong in there.
See I went for thisDo you have Lassie living in your house? Do you spend time looking for missing children down wells and in disused fairgrounds?
ZERO POUNDS it seems, or so he seems to think, which was not the arrangement.What is the going rate for scooping up dog shit?
ZERO POUNDS it seems, or so he seems to think, which was not the arrangement.
Mr F has kindly taken the rest of today off work and tomorrow allegedly to look after me. That's why he's now in the living room eating hot chilli Doritos and watching a shite film and I'm sat at the table doing a client's VAT return.
Oh he's gone upstairs to play the PS4 now so I can put what I want on telly. Cheers, thanks for that, I'll make myself a brew shall I?
He's clearly leaving this to the experts, judging from Lassi...Ridley's response.

I do like chilli doritos though, so I can sympathise with his actions.
I LOVE jackfruit! On PIZZA especially...
I wonder what people did to keep them entertained when baby feeding at night before phones...