ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
No idea why I'm using a Pepperami reference in the title; I've been up ages and I'm a touch delirious.
I did have my own penis vacuum sealed and foil wrapped to protect it from the Corona. That might be it.Did you see a long skinny penis recently?

I've moved my Sims into a bigger house - does that count as productivity?Been awake since 5:30 thanks to a SNORER so decided to channel my inner sheena and get bummed behind lidl. I mean get up and do stuff.
That sounds very productive. Ron Jr has just got up to discuss the evolution of Cubone into Marowak.
Want me to phone you and play the fucking abomination of noise coming out of my bedroom? It’ll have you up and at the day in five seconds flat
I can’t be arsed getting out of bed today but need to go to the office, life suddenly seems so DULL.
Yeah it’s definitely the post summer blues, July and August were great because of the novelty of seeing everyone and going away but now there’s NOT MUCH on the horizon, and every time I go out it’s the SAME.
Yeah it’s definitely the post summer blues, July and August were great because of the novelty of seeing everyone and going away but now there’s NOT MUCH on the horizon, and every time I go out it’s the SAME.
Well I still can't get a covid test booked![]()
Well I still can't get a covid test booked![]()
Is it H?An old friend of mine has gone Top 10 on iTunes.He is an absolute darling, and has spent most of his time in lockdown doing things for charity.

Is it H?![]()
Does he have a solo album out?
GOD SAVE US ALL.![]()
Sorry, it was a cheap joke. Steps are currently at #1 on iTunes.
That's really cool for your friend! I'd be pretty delighted if that were me