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big ron

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Woke up at 5am to pick my parents up from the airport. Had a niggling feeling something wasn't right before I got out of bed, so checked the arrivals on the website. They don't land until tomorrow.

The internet really is the saving grace for gormless twats like me.
 
With this title I am appointing myself poet laureate of moopy
 
There's some weird conspiracy around the letter W - apparently in some ancient language (maybe Coptic), it's said "Vau" and "Vau" is also the number 6 so the World Wide Web = 666 so the internet genuinely is satanic.

Except the number 666 is a mistranslation. The "number of the beast" is actually 616.
 
It's the same as the 72 virgins thingy, it's not a correct translation. Can't recall what it's supposed to be off the top of my head.
 
"Hello Indie, I think I've found a problem with the code. Can I call you?"
"It's this parameter here, it feeds in here but doesn't feed in here"
"oh no wait, it's zero, that doesn't matter. Sorry, Indie, I've wasted your time".

yay, work.
 
"Hello Indie, I think I've found a problem with the code. Can I call you?"
"It's this parameter here, it feeds in here but doesn't feed in here"
"oh no wait, it's zero, that doesn't matter. Sorry, Indie, I've wasted your time".

yay, work.
 
Oh I thought that was one of those prank calls you get from 'Microsoft' telling you your drivers are not working.

Last time Mr Star strung them along for ages and then told them he's a software developer, at which point they hung up.
 
There is nothing more liberating than a run in the rain. I’m SODDING SOAKING WET (:ken:) but it is lovely not giving a fuck for a change. Just me, myself,I, and the beautiful Scottish weather.
 
octophone said:
It's the same as the 72 virgins thingy, it's not a correct translation. Can't recall what it's supposed to be off the top of my head.
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Always ensure you use a professional translation company so you can be certain that the quality is up to the standard that you, your clients and suppliers can rightfully expect. :)
 
In more riveting weather chat I hear we are meant to be getting a heatwave from the beginning of next week. My natural Easter glow is as good as gone.
 
Sheena said:
Always ensure you use a professional translation company so you can be certain that the quality is up to the standard that you, your clients and suppliers can rightfully expect. :)
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Nice plug.

Is that the first time anyone's used that phrase to you?
 
Rita said:
In more riveting weather chat I hear we are meant to be getting a heatwave from the beginning of next week. My natural Easter glow is as good as gone.
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Not going to lie to you reets I am itching to get to the shithole of Benidorm for this stag do some sun sangria and shagging.
 
octophone said:
It's the same as the 72 virgins thingy, it's not a correct translation. Can't recall what it's supposed to be off the top of my head.
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Bottles of wine, isn't it? As a straight woman that sounds vastly better anyway.
 
Kate said:
Bottles of wine, isn't it? As a straight woman that sounds vastly better anyway.
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It's a lot less effort, for sure. 72? Jeez, one who can fix a wonky light fitting and another that's hung like a draught excluder would be plenty.
 
I'm getting a strong sense of deja vu from Indie right now.
 
Oh, and I am in Scotland and we are due to get temperatures of 20+ which is somewhat tropical here.
 
big ron said:
Not going to lie to you reets I am itching to get to the shithole of Benidorm for this stag do some sun sangria and shagging.
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Does STICKY VICKY still frequent or has she hung up her RAZORBLADES?
 
Who wrote the is Jack in LA tag? I was reading about that the other day when I was reading the threads at the beginning of Moopy.
 
OT: Isnt Yvonne Elliman - If I Can’t Have You the most heartbreaking, beautiful disco jam EVER? :disco:
 
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