World Cup 2026 (2 Viewers)

[Eddie]

Must you?! REALLY?!

 

[Sheena]

I feel like if you asked me before the tournament which of those teams I’d think is most capable of the shocker, I’d have said Morocco, but France are surely just too good.

 

[Jark]

it's a bit shit really that Hakimi is even allowed to play when he's about to stand trial in France on rape charges.

 

[PercyPig]

What a fucking awful penalty

 

[Jark]

that pen was a stinker for the ages. bad omen?

 

[PercyPig]

If you set out to rattle the ball into the back of the net and the keeper saves it then fair enough. Do shit like that and you spend the rest of your life going “what if?”

 

[big ron]

Stutter pens to die (at home)

 

[Indie]

Bit of a snorefest so far

 

[Jark]

awful match but stunner of a goal. Morocco haven't looked likely/able to score

 

[Indie]

Mmmbap

 

[Tisch]

Morocco did well holding them off as long as they did but it was looking more and more inevitable as time went on that France would break through. Two good goals, but there's been more absolute stinkers as well.

 

[Eddie]

that pen was a stinker for the ages. bad omen?

At it again I see.

 

[PercyPig]

Oh GALA is for fun French folk is it?

 

[Soldi]

Those bloody PAELLA DEVILS (and they didn’t even use Despecha for the goal music ) Pull it together Belgium!

 

[Sheena]

Game on now though! Quite enjoying this match.

 

[Jark]

that massive fucking screen the literal size of the pitch... Americans are so hopelessly GAUCHE

 

[Soldi]

Poor Lammens

 

[Jark]

Poor Lammens

I reckon I could console him

 

[Soldi]

Ronaldo still taking this well

 

[dmlaw]

There's something seriously wrong with my television. It says we're starting Madueke.

 

[Madison]

Norway send the Crown Prince, and we send the Beckhams.

 

[Tisch]

It's startin'

 

[Madison]

Nothing for Ann Widdecombe?

 

[Iguana]

Nothing for Ann Widdecombe?

Genuinely thought that's who they were commemorating for a second

 

[Agneeta]

Nothing for Ann Widdecombe?

She wasn't available to play - injured.

 

[Tisch]

Nothing for Dermont Murnaghan?

 

[Tisch]

It's got to be said. The Norway kit goes hard.

 

[ButterTart]

The presence of Madueke doesn’t fill me with hope. The man’s never knowingly passed a ball to a member of his own team.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Lol at a completely disinterested Venus Williams in the stand.

 

[Tisch]

SLOPPY game from Kane so far The team are looking fairly good overall so far though. They're playing it rather COOL and I do feel it's about time to hot it up a bit...

 

[Madison]

I hope they remove those two annoying white dots from the pitch.

 

[ButterTart]

Is he not taking the opportunity to sub Madueke for any available living human?

 

[Tisch]

Oh Harry, mistaking the sky for the goal. WE'VE ALL DONE IT.

 

[rhythmbandit]

What a DRAB half hour.

 

[ButterTart]

That pink haired one has the bearing of a serial killer

 

[Madison]

Oh no!

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[ButterTart]

Well, fuck

 

[Suomi]

That pink haired one has the bearing of a serial killer

Sorry I get an automated alert sent to my phone everytime someone mentions the term serial killer on Moopy - what’s going on here? Everyone alright? Where is Pingu?

 

[dmlaw]

I think it’s fair to say that goal would be chalked off if it had been scored against Argentina.