Coronavirus (1 Viewer)

[Sheena]

There will be a hard line between the two places in the event of failure of not only mobile networks but the national phone infrastructure. Like the big red phone camp 70s Batman had.

I want one of those poles.

 

[Sheena]

I love 60s Batman, by the way. Indeed, I'm going to start a thread about it.

 

[big ron]

Oh please do.

 

[Alla]

I have a relative infected, my cousin is in the hospital. He's young so hopefully he'll be alright, but I'm worried his wife and 3 kids got infected too.

 

[Rita]

I have taken to GARGLING VINEGAR to try and curb the virus. That shit BURNS.

I was just thinking the other day what on Earth would we do if I got ill. We live around 2 miles from any form of civilisation and if I can’t drive to get necessities the kids would need to get taxi’s to the shop ( taxi’s are still running, right?) or even WALK.

 

[Dr Lecter]

First North Korea case SHOT DEAD!

Trump taking note no doubt

 

[Shirley]

CAROLINE FOR NATIONAL UNITY PM! MUNG BEANS CAN CURE ALL VIRUSES etc

 

[Alla]

We've been clapping for 2 weeks, it's a bit ridiculous but necessary.

 

[big ron]

I have taken to GARGLING VINEGAR to try and curb the virus. That shit BURNS.

Why?

 

[OutSynk]

I have taken to GARGLING VINEGAR to try and curb the virus. That shit BURNS.

WHY when there's VODKA.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

2 deaths locally now. Can finally look San Marino in the eye!

 

[Rita]

Why?

It’s acidic and can kill bacteria in the throat. This starts in the throat before it makes its way to your lungs. I had a bit of a sore throat so thought I would give this a try.

 

[Beverley]

Rita, that sounds like the advice circulating on Asian Mum WhatsApp

Have you also placed an onion in the corner of every room?

 

[Ellie]

It’s acidic and can kill bacteria in the throat. This starts in the throat before it makes its way to your lungs. I had a bit of a sore throat so thought I would give this a try.

So should I start stockpiling pickled onions or what? I had a half day at work booked today as I was supposed to have lunch with mum and go to the theatre I’m about to venture outside of the flat for the first time since Monday to see what the supermarkets have.

 

[Rita]

Rita, that sounds like the advice circulating on Asian Mum WhatsApp

Have you also placed an onion in the corner of every room?

IT SOOTHED MY THROAT!

 

[Rita]

Yes, I know it’s a load of old tosh but I thought I would do my part.

 

[jivafox]

Not Rita falling for a FACEBOOK MEME.

But I’m glad it helped your throat.

 

[win_the_game]

IT SOOTHED MY THROAT!

Surely a STREPSIL would have had the same effect.

 

[Rita]

I must also add it did also make me retch, make my eyes water and almost keel over from the burning.

 

[Alla]

Oh Rita That doesn't help at all.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I must also add it did also make me retch, make my eyes water and almost keel over from the burning.

9/10

 

[K.C.]

I had a dream that Mel C tested positive.

I hold Moopy 100% responsible for her appearance

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

My OH did the food shopping for his mother yesterday and had to run a few other errands for her. I told him to stay outside and have a chat with her through the window. Did he stay outside? Of course not

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I must also add it did also make me retch, make my eyes water and almost keel over from the burning.

Thanks this cheered me up!

 

[Kate]

I had a dream that Mel C tested positive.

I hold Moopy 100% responsible for her appearance

voice of an angle wiv da angles now

 

[ButterTart]

I thought I'd cope without Subway, but I'm really starting to feel it now. I'm having to eat shit things like salad and soup at dinner time.

 

[Sheena]

I thought I'd cope without Subway, but I'm really starting to feel it now. I'm having to eat shit things like salad and soup at dinner time.

UGH!

 

[Sheena]

SUBWAY is RANK

 

[Sheena]

Why would ANYONE go somewhere where the cooking of the bread ACTUALLY SMELLS LIKE SICK?

 

[big ron]

I must also add it did also make me retch, make my eyes water and almost keel over from the burning.

Oh Reets x

 

[Kala]

Rita hon, maybe stopping smoking would be a better help than gargling vinegar!

 

[Indie]

Just for the record, I will happily drink vinegar of any kind. Delicious.

 

[Alla]

I've heard gargling bleach kills the virus.

 

[jivafox]

 

[ButterTart]

Why would ANYONE go somewhere where the cooking of the bread ACTUALLY SMELLS LIKE SICK?

I don’t really like the smell of baking bread at the best of times. I’m only there for the delicious synthetic taste.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anyone clapping at 8?

 

[RS]

Nah, I’ll be busy drinking Dettol.

 

[K.C.]

Wtf @ the stupidity

 

[SDF]

Pass me the dettol

Lemon scent please x

 

[K.C.]

When this is all over, I'm interested to see what the Chinese government will actually do. Cuz last time they did, you know, NOTHING.