Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain

 

[Alla]

OMG OMG HERE SHE IS!

SHUT UP EVERYONE!!

 

[dmlaw]

Can we assume that red dress flatly refused to have an exposed midriff?

 

[VoR]

I kind of want Pedro Almodovar to make his next movie dedicated entirely to this performance.

 

[ButterTart]

That was shit. Alla, explain yourself.

 

[lolly]

STUN GORGE

 

[Penelope]

OMG ISRAEL

This year really DOESN'T FUCKING QUIT!

 

[D5K]

I’ve realised I’m not drunk enough for all this yet

 

[Beverley]

* sigh *

So fucking good

 

[octophone]

Best hair so far.

 

[Penelope]

Another one with TITS LIKE BOULDERS (TM @VoR)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh this is so lovely.

GEM.

 

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain
10 Israel

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm not against a relatively slow number after the madness of the last 30 minutes!

 

[Penelope]

Is this not @dUb's FAVOURITE EUROVISION SONG?

 

[dmlaw]

I am getting another drink and it's Spain's fault.

 

[ButterTart]

Israel is fitter than Albania. SORRY ALBANIA.

Also, this if a fucking great song.

 

[octophone]

Best dress too. Maybe best tits. Really good voice. Wow, this is well decent.

 

[Beverley]

I wanna sing this for Moopy factor too, but it's so hard

 

[Raining on Me]

Literally EVERY entry so far better than anything in 2020

 

[Alla]

That was shit. Alla, explain yourself.

Still the best one from that drivel of preselection.

 

[Madison]

What are the plastic things in front of the backing singers? They've been appearing all night. Wind machines?

 

[Beverley]

Is this not @dUb's FAVOURITE EUROVISION SONG?

I was gonna mention!

 

[Alla]

[wiki]YAS QUEEN YAAAAAS!![/ wiki]

 

[Penelope]

What are the plastic things in front of the backing singers? They've been appearing all night. Wind machines?

Wind machines

 

[AGinAg (37)]

When Israel give they really pound Palestinian settlements. Same for Eurovision

 

[dmlaw]

What are the plastic things in front of the backing singers? They've been appearing all night. Wind machines?

Those are the Israeli singer's tits.

 

[octophone]

What are the plastic things in front of the backing singers? They've been appearing all night. Wind machines?

Monitors. so they can hear what's going on.

 

[ButterTart]

Best dress too. Maybe best tits. Really good voice. Wow, this is well decent.

The tits look ever so slightly cosmetically enhanced, though it might just be the dress.

 

[lolly]

Fucking amazing

 

[Alla]

Oh SHIRI

Literally crying.

 

[Beverley]

That was EVERYTHING, slags

 

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel

FABULOUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ukraine land of pottery

 

[D5K]

What a bizarre postcard

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooooh Russia!

NO SERBIA

 

[Beverley]

Those are the Israeli singer's tits.

GAG!

 

[Beverley]

Opening sounds like Aqua

 

[Penelope]

OMG I LOVE this hysterically homoerotic Les Mis pop mess

 

[Alla]

An all male performance? No wonder I don't remember it.