Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Bumptious]

The barbers chair is stealing the show

 

[Penelope]

Oh hang on, is this actually not an incredible year but just an incredible run of songs 20 minutes ago?

No, it's an incredible year, ordinary service resumes in a bit.

 

[Lucille]

Sounds like one of Ronan Keeting’s enemas.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Chris Martin with the voice of Ronan Keating

REPORTED.

 

[ButterTart]

Is he having a SHIT?

 

[Tisch]

I wonder what backstage baby Greta thought about this? I imagine something like

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't need this in my (locked-down) life.

 

[Madison]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is he having a SHIT?

Yes, he shit himself on stage.

 

[Penelope]

Would you?

 

[OutSynk]

I'm sorry but BUMPTIOUS?

 

[Tisch]

So much nope

 

[win_the_game]

One of the guitarists and the drummer would get it. Absolutely.

 

[D5K]

No, it's an incredible year, ordinary service resumes in a bit.

That’s reassuring. I’m trying not to look at what’s coming up but I know we have Albania, romania, and Spain at least

 

[Dark Carnival]

Would you?

no

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal
10 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
05 Russia
08 Azerbaijan
10 Bosnia
11 Moldova
10 Matla
07 Estonia
03 Denmark

 

[Lucille]

GROSS

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder what backstage baby Greta thought about this? I imagine something like

This was the start of her crusade. She isn't bothered about most of us taking flights, she just wants to stop this prick from ever leaving home again.

 

[OutSynk]

Would you?

I would not.

 

[Bumptious]

I'm sorry but BUMPTIOUS?

You called?

 

[D5K]

Would you?

No thanks IRIS

 

[Suomi]

04 Lithuania
03 Israel
10 France
07 Sweden
03 Croatia
07 Portugal
10 Iceland
10 Greece
10 Armenia
10 Russia
10 Azerbaijan
08 Bosnia-Herz
09 Moldova
08 Malta
10 Estonia
01 Denmark

 

[Tisch]

"Let`s go!"

 

[Lucille]

Omg

 

[Dark Carnival]

FAGGOT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Would you?

7am after a £400 night out.

 

[Beverley]

Oh, NOT HER

 

[VoR]

Ooh it's DITA and the QUEEN

 

[Madison]

"Let us dance"

 

[Penelope]

OH MY GOD THIS ROTTEN FOUL MINCE

 

[Penelope]

THOSE TROUSERS!

 

[Madison]

The stylist should be sent to The Hague.

 

[ButterTart]

Brace yourselves lads, tidal wave of heterosexuality incoming.

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE BROWS

 

[Tisch]

Oh I remember this! This was when I lived in Germany. Everyone hated it.

 

[Beverley]

I wonder how MUCH Dita got paid

 

[win_the_game]

I suspect this QUEEN is into all sorts of FILTH.

 

[Apoca]

Oh, the shame. Oh, the embarrassment.

Just leaves you wondering how big Dita van Teese's paycheck was to lower herself to this.

 

[Beverley]

Fierce eyebrows

 

[Penelope]

Electro swing is ALL THE RAGE IN EUROPE!