Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[octophone]

Oh, this staging is fun!

 

[Madison]

He struggles with these low notes, no?

 

[Raining on Me]

I really didn't get Norway at all. It's nice but I don't get the sentiment.

They do get away with some shit and I feel their 2020 entry would have had similar questionable success

 

[Alla]

I shouldn't have this for dinner as it's stronger than anything you're drinking, but whatever

Spoiler

Home-made Salmorejo, lot of it

Diarrhoea tomorrow guaranteed, but whatever

 

[VoR]

It's played out now of course, but this really is an inspired stage show.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You don't even need a phone to vote!

Download our app instead!

... On your phone

Bit of nostalgia, but do you remember iPads?

 

[OutSynk]

He struggles with these low notes, no?

Yes.

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
19 UK
05 Armenia
04 Lithuania
09 Serbia
12 Norway

 

[ButterTart]

Golly gee, this empty vessel of a song with a pleasant stage show is exactly the sort of thing the audience will vote for if they're too indecisive to pick between their actual favourites.

 

[Iguana]

His voice is LEAGUES above everyone else's

 

[Dark Carnival]

PUT IT ON MUTE.

I'm going to SCORE it OBJECTIVELY

DEUX POINTS

 

[Alla]

Even when Heroes screams WINNER from the start, I never liked it, SORRY.

 

[ButterTart]

I can't help thinking blonde presenter will be faced with a disappointment if she actually calls that guy.

I'm sure his wife and children wouldn't be best pleased.

 

[D5K]

This song really wasn’t all that was it?

 

[octophone]

Heaven help me, but this is actually decent.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The song was never that great. Mans in/ on me now though.

 

[Beverley]

It's all about the leather PANTS tbh

 

[Lucille]

It’s HARD TO DISLIKE.

 

[ButterTart]

Even when Heroes screams WINNER from the start, I never liked it, SORRY.

There's nowt to like. It's just a nothing song with a great stage show.

 

[Soldi]

Heaven help me, but this is actually decent.

Are you part of the “ITS ALL PUHLITICAL” crowd?

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia
04 Lithuania
15929482 Serbia
09 Norway
08 Sweden

 

[octophone]

I enjoyed that - clever staging, good voice, pumped a bit of character into a fairly by-numbers choon.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden

 

[OutSynk]

DESERVED winner for the biceps pushing out of his shirt alone.

 

[D5K]

I want to punch him already and I’m not sure why

 

[Madison]

This man is slightly less sexy.

 

[Iguana]

06 Slovenia
09 France
06 Israel
07 Estonia
04 UK
05 Armenia
06 Lithuania
06 Serbia
06 Norway
10 Sweden

 

[octophone]

Are you part of the “ITS ALL PUHLITICAL” crowd?

Oh, I;m not into Eurovision at all - I'm here for the mooping.

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
22 UK
05 Armenia
04 Lithuania
09 Serbia
12 Norway
03 Sweden

 

[Lucille]

Yeah so much more than a tongueable hole.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Toilet break

 

[octophone]

I want whatever face cream Jeff Goldblum is using.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mans is ridiculously beautiful.

 

[Lucille]

Oh bless this queen having to follow that.

 

[Lucille]

Toilet break

Yeah I need a wank after that as well.

 

[Alla]

I only remember most of these songs because of Moopyvision.

 

[ButterTart]

Now here's one who looks like he did something terrible in his early youth. Shifty as shit.

 

[octophone]

PISSBREAK

 

[D5K]

Toilet break

Great idea!

 

[dmlaw]

The one thing he should have done was to write a better song.