Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[Dark Carnival]

WHO SAID 2015 WAS DREARY???

 

[Alla]

Wait what did Kala do?

Where do I start...

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

Tell me we have some EUROSLUT BANGERS to come.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell!

 

[Beverley]

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I've had a Kopparberg and I'm spoiling for a ruckus so bollocks anyway:

Rhythm Inside is fucking SHIT.

I'm into this opinion

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium

 

[Soldi]

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I've had a Kopparberg and I'm spoiling for a ruckus so bollocks anyway:

Rhythm Inside is fucking SHIT.

I had two Kopparbergs earlier, they taste like toothpaste

 

[FetchFugly]

I don't like this quite as much as I thought I did. It is certainly no Blanche.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh good, here's Adore Delano come to be all cool and shit with a cool and shit song.

I feel we'll be alone on this. I appreciate the work but it's COLD AS FUCK, and just not very tuneful.

 

[Madison]

This is how I like my Belgians - competent and confident.

YES - THIS IS A DIG AT BLANCHE

 

[Bumptious]

Great chorus. Totally loses its way in the verses

 

[octophone]

Oh right, I had my eye on this fannywipe from the outset, let's see how shit he really is...

 

[dmlaw]

Ordinarily, Loic would be a bit unsettling but this is a country that sent a song about wanting to have sex with your mum, so I think it's okay.

 

[Soldi]

07 Slovenia
08 France
10 Israel
11 Estonia
00 UK
01 Armenia
04 Lithuania
15929482 Serbia
09 Norway
08 Sweden
03 Cyprus
08 Australia
400 Belgium

 

[OutSynk]

I definitely think Kala must have liked this, you can barely tell a man is singing.

 

[D5K]

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I've had a Kopparberg and I'm spoiling for a ruckus so bollocks anyway:

Rhythm Inside is fucking SHIT.

It’s not that unpopular

 

[ButterTart]

I'm into this opinion

@Beverley and @octophone know what's up.

 

[COB]

Sorry but Belgium is HOT SHIT to me

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Without Loic we wouldn't have had Blanche. Just think about that for a moment and then apologise.

 

[Alla]

07 Slovenia
06 France
09 Israel
11 Estonia
Z# UK
05 Armenia
04 Lithuania
09 Serbia
12 Norway
03 Sweden
05 Cyprus
06 Australia
08 Belgium

 

[Soldi]

Now this IS underrated, they set their great grandmothers piano ON FIRE

 

[octophone]

Oh fuck off. Toploader "real music" vibes coming through already.

 

[Dark Carnival]

wine break bye

 

[Tisch]

Shit guy with long hair in a hat alert!

 

[octophone]

#MeToo

 

[Beverley]

Sorry but Belgium is HOT SHIT to me

AMINATA JUDGES YOU

*insert gif cos I can't be fucked*

 

[OutSynk]

It's Sweden and Belgium for me so far.

 

[D5K]

If you want an unpopular opinion: I really don’t mind this one

 

[ButterTart]

This twat. It's like the Northern Quarter ate its entire population and this was the resultant turd.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry can we ditch the men now, we’ve seen Mans, the rest of you are redundant now.

 

[Beverley]

I'm gonna use this track to get me a mochi brownie

 

[D5K]

Tell me we have some EUROSLUT BANGERS to come.

Errr... I don’t think there are

 

[Alla]

Austria... brb

 

[Madison]

He’s a good singer though, isn’t he?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Right I'm off to Google pics of Mans and shove a dildo in.

 

[Tisch]

It's a bit like the Scientist isn't it?

PERFECT for Eurovision

 

[Soldi]

This twat. It's like the Northern Quarter ate its entire population and this was the resultant turd.

Oh I HATE the Northern Quarter, OXFORD ROAD till I die

 

[Lucille]

Errr... I don’t think there are

GOOD GRIEF.

 

[octophone]

Never has a band looked more like they were formed at the music therapy class in the NONCE WING of the jail.