Eurovision Rewatch Vienna 2015 (20:00 BST 11/04)

[octophone]

Fucking ace: 12

 

[Iguana]

BOOBS

 

[Tisch]

BREASTS

 

[Penelope]

at that RANDOM SHOT OF TITS

 

[VoR]

WTF was that shot?!

 

[Suomi]

Cwej and I both looked at each other during Warrior and declared it the winner

 

[Soldi]

“Thankyou.... *whispers* YES”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What was THAT SHOT?

 

[OutSynk]

I'd love her to RUIN me in the final dungeon of a Final Fantasy game.

 

[VoR]

OK, keep your eyes on the backing dancers during this one...

 

[Penelope]

OMG LOVE THIS MUSICAL THEATRE POCKET BOTTOM BOLLOCKS FROM AZERBAIJAN

 

[dmlaw]

For all the problems with this, she'd have destroyed the Maltese girl if they'd had a Highlander style fight to be the true Warrior.

 

[D5K]

Oh and the weakest Azeri entry of the decade

 

[ButterTart]

None of that carnival of shitty camera work would have happened if Malta's Warrior got through instead.

 

[Beverley]

This Azeri is a queen, no?

 

[Soldi]

Fucking ace: 12

 

[ButterTart]

For all the problems with this, she'd have destroyed the Maltese girl if they'd had a Highlander style fight to be the true Warrior.

Don't make me come down there.

 

[Tisch]

OK, keep your eyes on the backing dancers during this one...

But lead singer looks quite hot?

 

[Soldi]

This Azeri is a queen, no?

Not as much as the bloke that won in 2011

 

[Raining on Me]

The Georgia song literally gives you all its got within 20 seconds.

I agree with @VoR she could clearly do better but is she even alive still?

 

[OutSynk]

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT FOR ME 2015

NOT MUCH.

 

[COB]

OMG LOVE THIS MUSICAL THEATRE POCKET BOTTOM BOLLOCKS FROM AZERBAIJAN

Yes! I was mildly obsessed with it I think

 

[Dark Carnival]

I will definitely rim Azerjeben

 

[Penelope]

Love it when the camera pans out to reveal he's 5 foot 2

 

[Beverley]

Not as much as the bloke that won in 2011

OH, we've discussed HER

 

[octophone]

Look mate, I know he's yr sub but you should have left him in the cage 'round the back.

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking loved this one. Shite stage show, though. Just stand and sing, lad.

 

[Suomi]

Omg this Azeri NONSENSE - this type of gay is ten-a-penny in The Glory, Haggerston, just ask @Lucille

 

[Penelope]

IT'S ABOUT METH

 

[octophone]

Love it when the camera pans out to reveal he's 5 foot 2

If he's lucky. Golum's grandson or what?

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh holy shits I ADORE this theatrical Azerbaijani trash. It's so so good!!

 

[Penelope]

KEY CHANGE!!!

 

[Beverley]

Is the boy backing dancer from drag race?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell I'm horny now

 

[octophone]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK!

 

[D5K]

Even the key change fails too excite me

 

[Bumptious]

Club is closing, it’s time to leave - musical interpretation

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Slovenia
09 France
09 Israel
09 Estonia
01 UK
06 Armenia
02 Lithuania
11 Serbia
04 Norway
08 Sweden
06 Cyprus
06 Australia
10 Belgium
02 Austria
06 Greece
08 Montenegro
05 Germany
02 Poland
100 Latvia
05 Romania
08 Spain
01 Hungary
07 Georgia
09 Azerbaijan

 

[Raining on Me]

No I won't SLEEP tonight!!

Gorgeous across the board

 

[Tisch]

SIX SIX SIX ACROSS THE BOARD