Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[COB]

Never mind, Babs Dex for THIS ONE

 

[Madison]

What’s with the SPACES

Apple iOS I guess.

 

[Tisch]

This one's a LOAD OF CRAP

 

[D5K]

This is flatter than a pizza

 

[ButterTart]

It's like SuRie fell over in a tent shop.

 

[Alla]

What the hell is she wearing?

 

[dmlaw]

Croatia is a cross between a shit Digimon and one of those plastic tunnels that they use to grow strawberries.

 

[Penelope]

07 Belgium
09 Czech Republic
03 Netherlands
11 Azerbaijan
00 Hungary
12455 Italy
10/00 Israel
12455 Bulgaria
04 Sweden
10 Germany
08 France
12455/-1 Poland
10 Australia
04 Cyprus
-1 Serbia
08 Lithuania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hand grenades and a shower curtain.

 

[Beverley]

Still gag for this reveal

 

[Soldi]

It's like SuRie fell over in a tent shop.

Imagine the SCENES Poor love cant CATCH A BREAK

 

[Madison]

The haircut is worse.

 

[COB]

It's better now!

 

[Lucille]

BARBARA DEX ALERT

STRONG COMPETITION this year.

 

[win_the_game]

The state of the HAIR. It looks like it was HACKED OFF at one side.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now she looks like a disco migraine.

 

[ButterTart]

I always change the lyrics to this to 'shop at Bright House', with AMUSING results.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What the hell is she wearing?

Everything

 

[Alla]

The BIG REVEAL and she's wearing something as awful, good god.

 

[Beverley]

Terrible pronounciation

But the song is a BOP!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania
06 Croatia

 

[Raining on Me]

Well now I've just seen that we can submit songs for Kalavision and I'm distracted. Of course the rules changed. Of course

 

[AlgoAlex]

What’s with the SPACES

i copied from Notes and had crap formatting, sorted now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Never mind, Babs Dex for THIS ONE

At least there was a reveal to something a little less offensive.

 

[Penelope]

LOVE the bit in this when she drops the CAR WINDSCREEN SUNLIGHT REFLECTOR CHIC

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lesbians really do come up with the ODDEST haircuts

 

[ButterTart]

STRONG COMPETITION this year.

Jamie-Lee must have been so relieved when she saw Croatia's dress rehearsal.

 

[Raining on Me]

Croatia is bloody lovely by the way! That KEY CHANGE! Holy fuck, beautiful

 

[Dark Carnival]

OUCH

 

[dmlaw]

That was not close to the correct money note.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Absolutely don't remember this one

Nor me but I like it rather a lot !

 

[Alla]

And those monks in the background, I'm...

 

[Penelope]

This performance sounds like Ellie Goulding is angry at me and I DON'T KNOW WHY

 

[Soldi]

There is a LIGHT (Blackpool Illuminations) KEEPING ME SAAAFEEE

 

[Beverley]

I JUST WANNA REPEAT: IT WAS WAY BETTER IN THE SEMI

 

[COB]

They should've done a second reveal, but she's just FULLY NUDE after it

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
00 Lithuania
08 Croatia

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania
09 Croatia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CARPARTS AND CUTLERY OR WHATEVER I FIND LYING AROUND

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania
02 Croatia