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smilier

) but I can make Mr Kate come over instead of meeting him in random parks 
Cider o' clock.I don't care about the sex (ugh I'll have to start shaving again) but I can make Mr Kate come over instead of meeting him in random parks
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I’m still on SEXUAL lockdown, haven’t sniffed in arse since March 10th.@Dark Carnival book your Eurostar.
"No 10 also said that if a person lives alone but their partner has a flatmate, for example, then they can form a bubble but the flatmate cannot then form their own with another household."
So if two flatmates both have partners outside the flat they have to FIGHT over which of them gets to see their partner? LOL. WELL THOUGHT THROUGH AS ALWAYS
I’m still on SEXUAL lockdown, haven’t sniffed in arse since March 10th.
Hope you’re ready, it’s going to be VIOLENT.

I did sit briefly outside a public toilet today in the car debating whether I was going to BREAK LOCKDOWN IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER but thankfully there was only the OAP with the false leg sat outside and even if you did fancy a go, it takes him TWENTY MINUTES to get out of the car and inside and I had a lasagne on...
#gardenleave
!I don't care about the sex

We've been together 5 years Reet, I'm bored now![]()

We've been together 5 years Reet, I'm bored now![]()

Can't believe I'm being JUDGED by the ultimate EXTRAMARITAL SLUT!