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[AGinAg (37)]

 

[SDF]

Might take my mum

 

[Kate]

In exciting news for Londoners, the Thames Clippers are starting up again next week AND THEIR ONBOARD BARS WILL BE OPEN

 

[Lucille]

Ooooooh I'll just meet friends on the BOAT then in lieu of going to be pub.

 

[Soldi]

When’s ALTON TOWERS back open

 

[SDF]

Can't wait for the smilier to reopen

Near death experiences are all the rage in 2020

 

[AGinAg (37)]

People can start fucking again!



@Lucille

 

[AGinAg (37)]

smilier

 

[Kate]

OMG!

 

[SDF]

@cwej see you soon x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@SDF see you soon.

 

[cwej]

@cwej see you soon x

PUT YOUR PPE ON AND GET DOWN HERE NOW BITCH.

 

[Kate]

I don't care about the sex (ugh I'll have to start shaving again ) but I can make Mr Kate come over instead of meeting him in random parks

 

[Lucille]

Omg I need to find a household of gays to merge with.

 

[Lucille]

@Dark Carnival book your Eurostar.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't care about the sex (ugh I'll have to start shaving again ) but I can make Mr Kate come over instead of meeting him in random parks

Cider o' clock.

 

[Lucille]

My first though was to merge with my parents but on second thoughts Lucy needs filling.

 

[Pingu]

Hang on, so both households have to be single-adult households or just one? Boris didn't even seem sure...

 

[Lucille]

Just the one household.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sole households?

 

[Kate]

"No 10 also said that if a person lives alone but their partner has a flatmate, for example, then they can form a bubble but the flatmate cannot then form their own with another household."

So if two flatmates both have partners outside the flat they have to FIGHT over which of them gets to see their partner? LOL. WELL THOUGHT THROUGH AS ALWAYS

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Dark Carnival book your Eurostar.

I’m still on SEXUAL lockdown, haven’t sniffed in arse since March 10th.

Hope you’re ready, it’s going to be VIOLENT.

 

[Pingu]

"No 10 also said that if a person lives alone but their partner has a flatmate, for example, then they can form a bubble but the flatmate cannot then form their own with another household."

So if two flatmates both have partners outside the flat they have to FIGHT over which of them gets to see their partner? LOL. WELL THOUGHT THROUGH AS ALWAYS

Ah, wonderful, well that's useless for my flatmates and I anyway.

 

[Sheena]

I did sit briefly outside a public toilet today in the car debating whether I was going to BREAK LOCKDOWN IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER but thankfully there was only the OAP with the false leg sat outside and even if you did fancy a go, it takes him TWENTY MINUTES to get out of the car and inside and I had a lasagne on...

#gardenleave

 

[Lucille]

I’m still on SEXUAL lockdown, haven’t sniffed in arse since March 10th.

Hope you’re ready, it’s going to be VIOLENT.

 

[SDF]

I did sit briefly outside a public toilet today in the car debating whether I was going to BREAK LOCKDOWN IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER but thankfully there was only the OAP with the false leg sat outside and even if you did fancy a go, it takes him TWENTY MINUTES to get out of the car and inside and I had a lasagne on...

#gardenleave

!

 

[Rita]

I don't care about the sex

LIES. SURELY???

 

[Lucille]

Kate if your don’t care about getting some hot cock, then I suggest you donate it to those of us less fortunate.

 

[Kate]

We've been together 5 years Reet, I'm bored now

 

[Rita]

We've been together 5 years Reet, I'm bored now

Oh, I hear ya.I have certainly been THERE.

 

[Cloud]

Screw loved ones... or don't... I'm interested in the potential FAKE PUB loopholes

 

[Sheena]

We've been together 5 years Reet, I'm bored now

Are you dumping him?

In fairness, you MAY AS WELL

 

[Kate]

No!

 

[Lucille]

We all get bored of CHICKEN, just switch to BEEF for a couple of nights if that’s the case.

 

[Kate]

Can't believe I'm being JUDGED by the ultimate EXTRAMARITAL SLUT!

 

[Sheena]

EVERYONE LIKES A NIBBLE ON A DIFFERENT PLATE OF MUFFINS

 

[Sheena]

Can't believe I'm being JUDGED by the ultimate EXTRAMARITAL SLUT!

OI!

 

[big ron]

Shouldn’t have worried @Sheena - glory holes are now sanctioned as a covid safe option!

 

[Sheena]

Shouldn’t have worried @Sheena - glory holes are now sanctioned as a covid safe option!

@big ron - if you can find an open gloryhole in THIS day and age, you’re a better homosexual than m...OH!

 

[Lucille]

Masturbating from a distance in a face mask! SEXY!