Wednesday gets wet

[big ron]

I'm all for replacing starchy carbs in the persuit of an hourglass figure but cauliflower rice is WANK.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Great minds think alike x

Except you had CHEESE ON TOAST

 

[L. Põldvere]

Oh someone oncr tried to convince me that "doesn't smell like cauliflower when it's cooked". COULD'VE FOOLED ME :emoji_disappointed_relieved:

Well that’s because it’s rice NOT cauli. What a miracle!

 

[Soldi]

Except you had CHEESE ON TOAST

I had PLANNED for an omelette though

I ended up doing the toast fancy with CHORIZO and HERBS though

 

[L. Põldvere]

I once had a friend over for vegetable spaghetti and she had the audacity to say that it tasted like vegetables NOT spaghetti, so I stabbed her in the thigh with a fork. (Lounge-based intellectuals will note that this is a Georges Bataille reference so don’t forget to press like.)

 

[Rachey]

Prepare to be underwhelmed.

Oh I'm making bolognaise and was going to use that instead of pasta.

 

[Rachey]

I had a cauliflower based pizza once. It was one of the worst things I've ever eaten.

 

[octophone]

Morrisons do what they call Cauliflower Popcorn. This is, basically, cauliflower in batter (vegan, of course). No corn, no pop, plenty cauliflower.

It's actually fabulous.

 

[L. Põldvere]

Things that are nice with cauliflower

1. Cheese

FIN

 

[big ron]

Morrisons do what they call Cauliflower Popcorn. This is, basically, cauliflower in batter (vegan, of course). No corn, no pop, plenty cauliflower.

It's actually fabulous.

Ms Ron bought something like that the other day, it was wank. All the coating fell off the cauli and it was soggy.

 

[SDF]

I'm all for replacing starchy carbs in the persuit of an hourglass figure but cauliflower rice is WANK.

THIS

Cauliflower is pungeant, WHY would it ever be a good replacement for rice?

 

[L. Põldvere]

I had a cauliflower based pizza once. It was one of the worst things I've ever eaten.

On a pizza note, thank God Iceland have stopped selling that ill-conceived Mac ‘n’ Cheese variety. Beyond disgusting. Even I couldn’t finish it, or maybe I did. Research purposes

 

[L. Põldvere]

THIS

Cauliflower is pungeant, WHY would it ever be a good replacement for rice?

Because it LOOKS like rice if you chop it small enough and also if you’re blind or maybe dead

 

[Rachey]

Morrisons do what they call Cauliflower Popcorn. This is, basically, cauliflower in batter (vegan, of course). No corn, no pop, plenty cauliflower.

It's actually fabulous.

This sounds amazing

 

[Rachey]

THIS

Cauliflower is pungeant, WHY would it ever be a good replacement for rice?

Broccoli rice is quite nice. Less smelly.

 

[L. Põldvere]

Actually I do like cauliflower RAW. Very tasty with a dip. Also, it means LESS time cooking dinner for the children and MORE time with the crack pipe

 

[SDF]

Because it LOOKS like rice if you chop it small enough and also if you’re blind or maybe dead

and have no sense of taste or smell

 

[Rachey]

Actually I do like cauliflower RAW. Very tasty with a dip. Also, it means LESS time cooking dinner for the children and MORE time with the crack pipe

Raw cauliflower is lovely, really nutty. I also like it roasted. In fact, I only ever have it raw or roasted. Boiled is

 

[Tisch]

Surely cauliflower rice is just the bits they scrape off the factory floor after the actual cauliflower's been packaged up?

I detest vegetables mascarading as something else. Butternut squash fusili? No thanks. Be a big girl and eat butternut squash like it SHOULD BE.

 

[Diddy]

Just watched Rush Hour for maybe the first time. Quite fancy Jackie Chan

Chris Tucker is uniquely annoying. Doesn’t help I saw Eddie Murphy do the same role last week MUCH better

 

[L. Põldvere]

Surely cauliflower rice is just the bits they scrape off the factory floor after the actual cauliflower's been packaged up?

No, you’re thinking of margarine. Every tub chockful of chemical waste scraped off the floor goodness

 

[L. Põldvere]

Actually I think we need to find out which of you slags buys and eats MARGE and yes I will be mercilessly judging you

 

[Tisch]

I just checked mine and apparently it's a BLEND of 50% butter and some oils (including r*peseed)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Actually I think we need to find out which of you slags buys and eats MARGE and yes I will be mercilessly judging you

M&S finest thank you very much

 

[L. Põldvere]

FINEST MARGE certainly is quite the concept

 

[Rachey]

I can't stand marge. My mum always buys olive oil spread which I also don't like.
Salted butter only for me.

 

[L. Põldvere]

Poor @COB. Crying out for a moist, flavoursome spread to help the dryness slide down the gullet and all he gets from that awful @ZenGiraffe is finest marge

HUG FOR WHOEVER I AM THIS WEEK

 

[Mats]

Actually I do like cauliflower RAW. Very tasty with a dip. Also, it means LESS time cooking dinner for the children and MORE time with the crack pipe

stop quoting my mom!

... mom?

 

[L. Põldvere]

stop quoting my mom!

... mom?

Bah! I thought I’d get away with pretending I was yet another @Zu-Klara alias. RUMBLED!

 

[big ron]

I just had a wholesome lunch of a protein shake and 2 fibre capsules. Nutritious.

 

[Mats]

I am making a black bean stir fry with ACTUAL GLUTINOUS FARMED ASIAN RICE for dinner. here's to BLOATING

 

[octophone]

Ms Ron bought something like that the other day, it was wank. All the coating fell off the cauli and it was soggy.

Well maybe if you cooked it in an oven rather than an artisan solar-powered nutrition teepee or whatever, you'd find it didn't go soggy and was perfectly tasty.

 

[octophone]

I just had a wholesome lunch of a protein shake and 2 fibre capsules. Nutritious.

You'll be shitting like a 2 year old.

 

[big ron]

You'll be shitting like a 2 year old.

Be solid old shits though.

 

[COB]

Poor @COB. Crying out for a moist, flavoursome spread to help the dryness slide down the gullet and all he gets from that awful @ZenGiraffe is finest marge

HUG FOR WHOEVER I AM THIS WEEK

And if you saw that photo of OUR ZEN'S gracious Frigidaire a while ago, it's marge and absolutely nothing else

 

[L. Põldvere]

Oh NO. Luckily I didn’t see this aberration. Naught but marge? What sort of life is THAT? What does it SAY ABOUT HIM?

 

[L. Põldvere]

“gracious Frigidaire”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh NO. Luckily I didn’t see this horror. Naught but marge? What sort of life is THAT?

I think the only thing in it that was that lonely pack of marge to be fair...

 

[lolly]

ICONIC

 

[floppet]

Apt title as I appear to have some kind of water infection. Just had my 20th pee since 6.30 this morning and managed to make it to the toilet every time. That's 5 days-worth of pees for me normally.