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[Generic Account]

Heavy night, Barney?

Just rushing about getting ready for breakfast at a Narnia themed cafe.

#bless'd

 

[Star]

Are you still in the UK @Jark ? Come stay with Mama Reet.

He's in QUARANTINE

 

[Iguana]

Just rushing about getting ready for breakfast at a Narnia themed cafe.

#bless'd

Ooh! That sounds fun and right up your street. Enjoy!

 

[Lucille]

CHEMSEX PARTY ROUND LUCY’S WHEN HE’S GONE, ALL INVITED!

Actually let’s do it whilst he’s STILL HERE.

 

[Jark]

Our Reet: come have a 'RONA PARTY!

it's like LOOKING AT THE COSMOS

 

[Lucille]

Also this is a bit rich coming from me but I think he’s a COCAINE ADDICT!

 

[lolly]

We're off out to lunch in a new local eaterie which for various reasons has taken about five years to actually open. Surely after all this it can only be underwhelming.

 

[Star]

How you feeling anyway @Jark ? Did you have many of the symptoms?

 

[Iguana]

Our Reet: come have a 'RONA PARTY!

it's like LOOKING AT THE COSMOS

How are you feeling now? Any sense of taste?

 

[Lucille]

Why are those Corona chilling in a bucket of WOTSITS?!?

 

[Jark]

He quit his job in very odd circumstances then pretended to be on holiday on his Instagram so he didn’t have to go to a meeting with his boss

is this really the most advisable way to skive off work?

 

[Iguana]

Also this is a bit rich coming from me but I think he’s a COCAINE ADDICT!

I am beginning to wonder whether he actually exists or whether you're just hallucinating part of the time... It's funny how he disappears during the periods when you're SOBER

 

[Lucille]

is this really the most advisable way to skive off work?

Well I personally think he was gonna get the SACK. He never went back then held the keys hostage for some reason?!?

 

[Generic Account]

Ooh! That sounds fun and right up your street. Enjoy!

You must think me so basic Disney gay.

(It's actually my favourite café)

 

[Lucille]

I am beginning to wonder whether he actually exists or whether you're just hallucinating part of the time... It's funny how he disappears during the periods when you're SOBER

 

[Rita]

He's in QUARANTINE

I actually forgot all about Coronavirus.

 

[Rita]

Rita desperate to catch Covid shocker

I FORGOT.

 

[lolly]

I am beginning to wonder whether he actually exists or whether you're just hallucinating part of the time... It's funny how he disappears during the periods when you're SOBER

He has become the new moopy DROOPY DRAWERS

 

[Iguana]

You must think me so basic Disney gay.

(It's actually my favourite café)

Only in the nicest possible way!

 

[Jark]

How you feeling anyway @Jark ? Did you have many of the symptoms?

How are you feeling now? Any sense of taste?

I feel alright thanks loves, I came down with a pretty gross cold a couple of days back but it's clearing up now. and thankfully NO loss of smell/taste.

I'm just annoyed because there's not really space to WORK OUT in this bedroom with my all stuff in, and I'm PIGGING OUT on deserts because my dad is a FEEDER so I'll probably go back about 4kg heavier

 

[Jark]

Well I personally think he was gonna get the SACK. He never went back then held the keys hostage for some reason?!?

he sounds extremely dramatic/hysterical. no idea why you guys haven't hit it off.

 

[Generic Account]

I feel alright thanks loves, I came down with a pretty gross cold a couple of days back but it's clearing up now. and thankfully NO loss of smell/taste.

I'm just annoyed because there's not really space to WORK OUT in this bedroom with my all stuff in, and I'm PIGGING OUT on deserts because my dad is a FEEDER so I'll probably go back about 4kg heavier

I'm sure you'll drop it in about four days. Make the most of it.

 

[Rita]

Wait. Does @Jark have COVID? Why do I keep MISSING EVERYTHING??

 

[Iguana]

I feel alright thanks loves, I came down with a pretty gross cold a couple of days back but it's clearing up now. and thankfully NO loss of smell/taste.

I'm just annoyed because there's not really space to WORK OUT in this bedroom with my all stuff in, and I'm PIGGING OUT on deserts because my dad is a FEEDER so I'll probably go back about 4kg heavier

It's not a bad thing to give your body a break for a week though so no working out might be a good thing!

 

[Jark]

keep UP @Rita

yes I'm RIDDLED

 

[Iguana]

Wait. Does @Jark have COVID? Why do I keep MISSING EVERYTHING??

YES and he's ON HIS WAY round yours! Run!

 

[Rita]

Basically I don’t believe anything he says anymore, he needs to GET PACKING.

You might as well GET SOME before he leaves. Nothing better than a good old hate fuck.

 

[Rita]

keep UP @Rita

yes I'm RIDDLED

EWWWW.

 

[lolly]

Wait. Does @Jark have COVID? Why do I keep MISSING EVERYTHING??

Recently it's difficult to see anything on moopy in between all the people SHOUTING

 

[Rita]

Recently it's difficult to see anything on moopy in between all the people SHOUTING

I know, right.

@Nancy has A LOT to answer for.

 

[Jark]

don't INVOKE NANCY before 8pm. my blood pressure cannot HANDLE IT

 

[lolly]

Star is going to have to dip into the moopy funds and start sending out valium if it continues.

 

[Iguana]

@Star should start more morning threads, already a success!

 

[Nancy]

DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?

 

[lolly]

Oh @Rita, look what you've done

 

[Rita]

DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?

GO AWAY. I’ve just remembered about the PANDEMIC, never mind YOU.

 

[Jark]

I'm feeling a bit stressed because despite having NOTHING TO DO today I also have a multitude of options. Maybe Moopy can help me decide.

I want to: start The Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix, re-read The Slap, and do some writing on a creative idea I had in bed last night for a short story. theoretically I should be able to do 2 of those things with the whole day ahead of me, but practically it'll be one AT A PUSH. help!

 

[Tisch]

Can't be bothered to go up and find it but the Coronas in the WOTSITS

 

[Jark]

The Slap is divided into 8 chapters all of which are about 35-45 pages long, so I think that might be a DOABLE START POINT

 

[ButterTart]

I actually forgot all about Coronavirus.

Well you don't hear much of it these days, do you?