WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE EPISODE OF AB FAB AND WHY IS IT “POOR”?

HOOVER VACUUM’S BROKE

IT FELL OUT T’WINDOW WHEN I WERE DOING SILLS
 
It's VERY RECENT
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I've just noticed "Distinguishing marks: SCARS" :D
 
IT’S NOT THE DIY CHANNEL, IT’S DYI, DO YOURSELF IN, THE EUTHANASIA CHANNEL.

And you’re on a SHORT SUBSCRIPTION, let me TELL YOU!

DONT WORRY I’VE STARTED REGRESSED FALSE MEMORY THERAPY. I’LL GET SOMETHING ON YOU YET
 
Have you out anything on, Mum?

Of course darling. Olive oil.
 
I’VE PUT ON FOUR INCHES ALL OVER MY BODY

EVERY PORE IS NOW AN OVER EATER
 
I’m a nurse. BANDAGIN’ IS WHAT I DO BEST.
 
Darling HELP MAMA

I’ve got my leg wedged under my LOWER CHAKRA
 
WHY DOES EVERY OUTFIT LOOK LIKE IT’S BEARING A GRUDGE

A CLOSET FULL OF MURDERERS
 
Lip plates from dead Amazonian Indians, I thought we could sell them as ashtrays?

DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT DARLING, WE DO TAKE THE LIP OFF YOU KNOW.
 
WHAT DO YOU WANT? I’ve got enough to do without occasional OLD PEOPLE wandering through my HOUSE
 
I DON’T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS.
 
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Oh he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the lights.
 
Hello? Who are you? Is Patsy there?
Well turn her over and ask her.
Oh it is you, Pats, listen...
 
Marshall, Marshall. Where do the stars go to have the menopause?

Montana. And a small clinic in Arizona.

Well...Hitch up the wagons. We're going West.
 
You are what you eat, darling?

Which makes you a large, vegetarian tart.
 

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