Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #81 HOOVER VACUUM’S BROKE IT FELL OUT T’WINDOW WHEN I WERE DOING SILLS
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #82 Oh don’t be so BLOODY STUPID
C COB Guest Oct 10, 2020 #83 COB said: It's VERY RECENT Click to expand... I've just noticed "Distinguishing marks: SCARS"
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #84 Sheena said: IT’S NOT THE DIY CHANNEL, IT’S DYI, DO YOURSELF IN, THE EUTHANASIA CHANNEL. And you’re on a SHORT SUBSCRIPTION, let me TELL YOU! Click to expand... DONT WORRY I’VE STARTED REGRESSED FALSE MEMORY THERAPY. I’LL GET SOMETHING ON YOU YET
Sheena said: IT’S NOT THE DIY CHANNEL, IT’S DYI, DO YOURSELF IN, THE EUTHANASIA CHANNEL. And you’re on a SHORT SUBSCRIPTION, let me TELL YOU! Click to expand... DONT WORRY I’VE STARTED REGRESSED FALSE MEMORY THERAPY. I’LL GET SOMETHING ON YOU YET
Lucille The Grande Dame Joined Mar 21, 2013 Messages 56,614 Location Hackney Oct 10, 2020 #85 HAVE YOU EATEN SOMETHING? NO NOT SINCE 1973.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #86 Have you out anything on, Mum? Of course darling. Olive oil.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #87 How are they kind to trees? WELL THEY AIN’T MADE OF WOOD!
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #88 I’VE PUT ON FOUR INCHES ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY PORE IS NOW AN OVER EATER
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #89 I’m trying to Jamie Oliver it up a bit. Have me mates round, FRESH ERBS, FRESH ERBS.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #90 Who cares if you’re fat or thin? WHO CARES IF YOU LIVE OR DIE?!
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #92 I’m a nurse. BANDAGIN’ IS WHAT I DO BEST.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #93 It’ll take more than two of these to knock me o...
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #94 Darling HELP MAMA I’ve got my leg wedged under my LOWER CHAKRA
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #95 THESE ARE THEM
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #96 YOU BURNT MY BEST FRIEND Oh WHO? Titicaca. Oh.
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #97 WHY DOES EVERY OUTFIT LOOK LIKE IT’S BEARING A GRUDGE A CLOSET FULL OF MURDERERS
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #98 It’s degrading to women! what do you mean, she’s got the whip
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #99 YOU MAY DRESS LIKE A CHRISTIAN BUT THE SIMILARITY ENDS THERE
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #101 Razzle? RAZZLE? Year? MONTH?
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #102 WELL HOW MUCH IS THE STICK I’LL BUY MY OWN STICK
Lucille The Grande Dame Joined Mar 21, 2013 Messages 56,614 Location Hackney Oct 10, 2020 #103 Lip plates from dead Amazonian Indians, I thought we could sell them as ashtrays? DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT DARLING, WE DO TAKE THE LIP OFF YOU KNOW.
Lip plates from dead Amazonian Indians, I thought we could sell them as ashtrays? DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT DARLING, WE DO TAKE THE LIP OFF YOU KNOW.
jivafox fix your hearts or DIE! Pronouns he/him Joined Apr 25, 2007 Messages 31,493 Location Dorset Oct 10, 2020 #105 Darling she was standing with her little pigtails too close to a candle! ACT OF GOD.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #106 SALE STARTS FRIDAY
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #107 WHAT DO YOU WANT? I’ve got enough to do without occasional OLD PEOPLE wandering through my HOUSE
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #108 Has Whitney Houston rung?
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #109 NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HER YOU STUPID GIRL!
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #110 funky said: NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HER YOU STUPID GIRL! Click to expand... SILLY not stupid. It’s vital.
funky said: NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HER YOU STUPID GIRL! Click to expand... SILLY not stupid. It’s vital.
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #111 Sheena said: Has Whitney Houston rung? Click to expand... Has she? RUNG?
lolly Rowena? From Kuwait? Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 182,842 Oct 10, 2020 #112 I DON’T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #113 Let her go to Morocco, we’re going to Marakech.
funky (OMF) Joined Apr 30, 2004 Messages 103,997 Oct 10, 2020 #114 And it’s not just for life, it’s for Christmas.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #115 Oh he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the lights.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #116 Hello? Who are you? Is Patsy there? Well turn her over and ask her. Oh it is you, Pats, listen...
lolly Rowena? From Kuwait? Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 182,842 Oct 10, 2020 #117 Marshall, Marshall. Where do the stars go to have the menopause? Montana. And a small clinic in Arizona. Well...Hitch up the wagons. We're going West.
Marshall, Marshall. Where do the stars go to have the menopause? Montana. And a small clinic in Arizona. Well...Hitch up the wagons. We're going West.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #118 KICK YOUR LEG UP, BO!
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #119 You are what you eat, darling? Which makes you a large, vegetarian tart.
Sheena CALL IT HOUSE Pronouns he/him Joined Feb 3, 2004 Messages 140,084 Oct 10, 2020 #120 OW, sweetie, OW