RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Dark Carnival]

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I have NO IDEA where mine are. Also I couldn’t find my phone earlier and was convinced that I’d accidentally given it to the man who delivered the Chinese

It actually took me MANY TIMES to work out what way to hold your knuckles so I'm not sure it's all that good.

See all holding your thumb and finger to make an L to work out what 'left' is.

I'm surprised your two are able to BREATHE without someone reminding you how to do it

 

[Zu]

Who did decide what months should have 31 days and others only 30? And why did poor February only get 28?

JESUS, OBVIOUSLY. Also Adam and Eve had a hand in. Although NOT knuckles

 

[RS]

You mean you don’t remember the breathing rhyme?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who did decide what months should have 31 days and others only 30? And why did poor February only get 28? I feel like this is something that isn’t discussed and challenged enough.

(Not that I’d want a longer February)

I definitely feel a fabulous month like June deserves 35 days.

 

[Tisch]

I'm surprised your two are able to BREATHE without someone reminding you how to do it

I'm genuinely terrible at body positions. Can NEVER follow an aerobics video.

 

[Tisch]

Who did decide what months should have 31 days and others only 30? And why did poor February only get 28? I feel like this is something that isn’t discussed and challenged enough.

(Not that I’d want a longer February)

It's complete bullshit

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm genuinely terrible at body positions.

Poor @Iguana

 

[RS]

I definitely feel a fabulous month like June deserves 35 days.

40 days of May
35 for June
40 for July

and only one week for November

 

[Zu]

I'm genuinely terrible at body positions. Can NEVER follow an aerobics video.

I have this trouble as well. My answer is to never do aerobics

 

[Iguana]

"@Dark Carnival mentioned you in the thread RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE"

I almost cried :emoji_cry:

 

[Zu]

I definitely feel a fabulous month like June deserves 35 days.

I hate JUNE. A longer October for me, please

 

[RS]

And don’t even get me started on why the zodiac signs aren’t in sync with the calender months.

 

[Zu]

And don’t even get me started on why the zodiac signa aren’t in sync with the calender months.

That’s because they’re MYSTIC

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who did decide what months should have 31 days and others only 30? And why did poor February only get 28? I feel like this is something that isn’t discussed and challenged enough.

(Not that I’d want a longer February)

I've always liked the 13 month year where new year's Day is an entirely new day of its own, rather than one from the bog standard Monday to Sunday.

 

[Tisch]

I've always liked the 13 month year where new year's Day is an entirely new day of its own, rather than one from the bog standard Monday to Sunday.

... I'll say it.

What?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hate JUNE. A longer October for me, please

FOOL

 

[RS]

I've always liked the 13 month year where new year's Day is an entirely new day of its own, rather than one from the bog standard Monday to Sunday.

That really appeals to my OCD side

 

[ZenGiraffe]

... I'll say it.

What?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

 

[Zu]

FOOL

Nothing good ever starts or happens in JUNE. Not a SINGLE THING

 

[RS]

So what should the 13th month be called?

 

[Tisch]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

I'll give that a read a later date x

 

[Zu]

Also, October means JUMPERS and I feel sure that @lolly is on side here

#monthwars

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So what should the 13th month be called?

Sol, between June and July.

 

[Zu]

Sol, between June and July.

Sounds a bit FRENCH which won’t please us BREXIT FANS. Maybe SOLBUARY

 

[Nancy]

YOU CAN USE YOUR FINGERS IF YOU’RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR FISTS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nothing good ever starts or happens in JUNE. Not a SINGLE THING

I'm born in June

 

[Soldi]

MAY really is the ideal month. You’ve got the WHOLE SUMMER ahead and the days are still getting longer

 

[RS]

MAY really is the ideal month. You’ve got the WHOLE SUMMER ahead and the days are still getting longer

So true babe

 

[Zu]

I'm born in June

APART FROM THAT THEN. Admittedly my mother was also born in June and without her I wouldn’t be here posting all this futile shit

 

[RS]

Well now that I’m reading about the disadvantages of a fixed year calender (instead of going to bed) I’m a bit stressed out and like to keep the current system.

• Expiration dates on food items will have to be converted to the new calendar, and checking the dates to make sure the food is fresh could become harder and more confusing as a result, in the first couple years after the switch.

 

[Zu]

Well now that I’m reading about the disadvantages of a fixed year calender (instead of going to bed) I’m a bit stressed out and like to keep the current system.

• Expiration dates on food items will have to be converted to the new calendar, and checking the dates to make sure the food is fresh could become harder and more confusing as a result, in the first couple years after the switch.

Well you could always smell or fondle the food to make sure it’s fresh

 

[RS]

Surely food that requires specific expiration dates will kind of disappear from the market within a couple of months anyway and be replced with food with new expiration dates

 

[Zu]

I’ve just had a word with HIM UPSTAIRS and it’s not going to happen anyway so best not to worry about the logistics

 

[Tisch]

I'm reading all about LEAP SECONDS and I don't know WHAT TO THINK.

Also watching Ab Fab which is much more pleasing to my chakra.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Surely food that requires specific expiration dates will kind of disappear from the market within a couple of months anyway and be replced with food with new expiration dates

Yeah, I thought it was a bit of a reach for a problem. It is literally an issue with an expiry date.

 

[big ron]

Who did decide what months should have 31 days and others only 30? And why did poor February only get 28? I feel like this is something that isn’t discussed and challenged enough.

(Not that I’d want a longer February)

JULIUS FUCKING CEASAR

 

[big ron]

DECIMAL TIME NOW

 

[Soldi]

On the subject of TIME I’m really FOND of the clocks going FORWARDS/BACKWARDS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

On the subject of TIME I’m really FOND of the clocks going FORWARDS/BACKWARDS.

Eww no. Of course we Brexit before Europe does away with daylight savings. We'll end up keeping it as yet another pointless display of SOVEREIGNTY.

 

[lolly]

I quite like the idea of the clocks going forwards and backwards. I just wish they would mix it up a bit and go forward or back 6 hours. Or three months.