We’re you also a registered Eastern European?I have fairy lights up all year round because I am as you know Eastern European and also a former drug addict, so I never feel the need to add anything ON CHRISTMAS![]()

Drug addicts and fairy lights. What the fuck is that about? They're such classic junkie accessories.
We’re you also a registered Eastern European?![]()
I didn’t ask for a personal assessment.I think it’s mainly stoners, isn’t it? Twinkling prettiness in the face of disappointment I expect
I should have some time to make one at the weekend.

The idea of putting decorations up in our house brings up the concept of "polishing a turd"
With the exception of getting in on a reasonable advent calendar before they disappear, I REFUSE to acknowledge C***mas until December. A week or two in I MIGHT think about using a festive wallpaper and avatar.

Do you not put decorations up at all in your house Cloud?![]()

Mum used to handle all that but she gave up like 15 years ago when me and my dad were being massive scrooges
The house is an absolute tip anyway and there's definitely no room for a tree unless it's one of the small ones which we do tend to put in the front window.
The three of us are usually busy staring at screens / through VR headsets so anything festive tends to go there!
Do your mum and dad spend all day on VR too? The cloud family give me a look at what the future is looking like.

ARE THEY FURRIES TOO?
Perhaps not as much as I do and mum is often busy in Warcrack but they both use it a lot.
They're 67 btw just to reinforce that there isn't some age where you drop all technology and turn to knitting![]()
I think @Indie and @octophone will have to do all the workWe can change for the month of DECEMBER? Is it worth it’s own thread or am I likely to be SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES?
I'm sorry you had to post this.How about a Goldi, FranKatecense and amyrrhal DREAM TEAM.
I'm sorry you had to post this.
I shouldn't have started the wine before my dinner was ready.More like the HAIRY MARY.We can always change our custom title to something festive, so @Rita can still rather implausibly be The Virgin Mary![]()
I will happily cancel ASFXMAS if that happens.NAME AND AVATAR!![]()
I will happily cancel ASFXMAS if that happens.
And yet, here we are!You can’t hold us to RANSOM!