UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (1 Viewer)

[AGinAg (37)]

More Liz Truss Gold

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd never heard the DOGS BARKING AT DRONES one before.

 

[big ron]

The simple smile after the pork markets line gets me every time

 

[Madison]

Here we go again:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Brexit secretary is a famously thankless job, and she's being shaped up as Boris' main competition so maybe there's a tactical element too?

Bingo

 

[octophone]

I don't think that one will stick so much. Christmas is such a huge thing in the UK psyche, having a few folk in the garden during that first lockdown won't bite as hard.

 

[octophone]

Bingo

Except, if she "succeeds" in the eyes of the party, it's not just Johnson who's fucked, it's the entire country.

 

[Jark]

I'd never heard the DOGS BARKING AT DRONES one before.

moronic woman doesn't even believe the diarrhea slopping from her own gob

 

[gggggg]

somebody has been studying the layout of Downing Street and figured out that photo was probably taken from the chancellor’s study

 

[Ellie]

There’s always a tweet.

 

[big ron]

Lovely stuff

 

[lolly]

There’s always a tweet.

Or two

 

[GNL]

Either he should resign for breaking the rules from the very start or he should resign for bringing his baby to a very important business meeting (in the garden with cheese and bottles of wine).

 

[Jark]

Either he should resign for breaking the rules from the very start or he should resign for bringing his baby to a very important business meeting (in the garden with cheese and bottles of wine).

to be fair the baby likely has more intellect than anyone else present, so i'd say its contribution was invaluable.

 

[VoR]

Midweek #5

 

[octophone]

Midweek #5

The Cassetteboy cut-up version is the only one worth a spin.

 

[lolly]

 

[Loufoque]

I see that Propagandist-in-Chief Laura K is leaving her post. She is either being given Andrew Marr's slot, or taking up her rightful place on GB News.

 

[Christian]

I assume it's the Marr slot. Sophie Raworth is covering from January but they've made clear that's only an interim thing.

 

[Christian]

Unless she's bringing back Andrew Neil's Thursday night show and having Abbott and Portillo wedged onto that sofa again!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I see that Propagandist-in-Chief Laura K is leaving her post. She is either being given Andrew Marr's slot, or taking up her rightful place on GB News.

Ship. Sinking. Rats. Leaving.

 

[Mother Superior]

Is it me or does that look like a game of beer (or wine) pong in the background of that no10 picture?

 

[big ron]

Midweek #5

Ive got it on repeat on spotify with headphones in

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt.

 

[GNL]

This is heartening.

 

[Jark]

This is heartening.

it's the most wonderful time of the year!

 

[funky]

When you take yourself out of it and look at the big picture, this is the delayed case of a clown politician catastrophically out of his depth and his dodgy past finally catching up with him. It’s Trump all over again, minus the riots. Ours is a much more British affair: death by media.

Watching him squirm in all these interviews is delicious. Usually he’s just being his daft oaf self and washing everything aside with a wink and a deflection. He just can’t wash these stories off anymore. He looks so damaged.

 

[GNL]

 

[Ellie]

I must say I've had a massive craving for cheese and wine over the last couple of days.

 

[FetchFugly]

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...urn-to-the-fray-he-keeps-coming-back-for-more

“I hope your charity vest gives you nipple chafe,” wrote Alan Hamburgers, who gift-aided his contribution.

 

[dUb]

 

[Lucille]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[PercyPig]

A blog! Does he not do Twitter threads?

 

[AlgoAlex]

A blog! Does he not do Twitter threads?

He wants the SUBSCRIBERS

 

[funky]

lockdown coming tomorrow, then.

Boris is running out of distractions at this point though. There's only so many times you can make up a new rule.

 

[Penelope]

lockdown coming tomorrow, then.

Boris is running out of distractions at this point though. There's only so many times you can make up a new rule.

Why would he need an extra distraction? Everyone's doing Christmas shopping/preparations - locking down to ruin that would be the equivalent of shooting everyone's cats to come up with a dead cat

 

[ButterTart]

Just a picture of Liz Truss looking sexy and natural. I'd disgrace her pork market etc.

 

[Soldi]

So where’s Dom Cum’s BIG CHRISTMAS LEAK?

 

[ButterTart]

So where’s Dom Cum’s BIG CHRISTMAS LEAK?

Yeah I'm fummin'. Threatening to release something and then going silent? Maybe his big reveal is that he's joined the Sugababes.

 

[Penelope]

Just a picture of Liz Truss looking sexy and natural. I'd disgrace her pork market etc.

The STATE of some of the stuff in the Times longread that went with this photoshoot!