SATURDAY WANTS IMPLANTS AND A DYSON

I've been up since before 6. Obviously it wasn't my choice, it was just that Woofer was so excited to open her presents.

I've already watched To The Manor Born and Vicar of Dibley, just waiting (with diminishing patience) for everyone else to get up so I can start unwrapping.
 
Morning!

Exhausted last night I was in bed by 22:30. Mr Sheena decided to go to the hotel bar with his brother and came rollicking in about 2am, so I fear this morning is going to be fun :D
 
My parents are going out for a walk and my sister is going out for a Christmas morning run so that’s bought me an extra hour in bed. Falalalala lalalala.
 
a Christmas morning run? disgusting.

I'm sat by the tree eating breakfast (difficult, having apparently bitten my tongue in the night), watching the cat frolic in the garden and listening to Kacey Musgraves while I wait for my parents to be ready for presents... hurry up sistrens!
 
Merry Christmas everyone!

I am last to awake in our household so everyone is annoyed with me :(
 
We spent a good part of last night watching old family videos and I was a fucking SCREAMING child!! :D
 
Absolute scenes.
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Why the fuck do I get fucking shitfaced before cooking a 3 course bastard meal
 

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