Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[Diddy]

There aren’t any speed bumps are there?

 

[octophone]

Feels weird that she’s just going in a car after all that, like they’re going to take her up the tip

Times are hard, round trip the dump, put the jewels on eBay, off to The Duck And Bastard for a pint.

 

[Lucille]

Her majesty did already done had hearses.

STOP!

 

[Diddy]

Huw being a bit shady - some people throwing floral tributes, OTHERS maintaining their DIGNIFIED silence

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’ve been working and whilst not invested in this have been very irritated when someone has the audacity to ask me to do something on this day of state mourning.

The most on edge I’ve been was when they were walking in formation on the road and were approaching horse mess. Would they break formation? Would some poor soul not notice and stand in it?

 

[Lucille]

I just popped out for coffee and of course that’s when something HAPPENS (gets put in car boot)

 

[Diddy]

Gosh there IS a lot of horse shit on the road

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I was expecting it to be a bit busier in here tbh…

50 people in the topic, 15 pages. As expected really.

 

[Lucille]

Gosh there IS a lot of horse shit on the road

Filled the bowl TWICE OVER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mr Ag just asked "are they throwing horse shit at the car?"

 

[Lucille]

We’ve done well considering NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.

 

[octophone]

That was a piss weak three-cheers back there.

 

[Rita]

50 people in the topic, 15 pages. As expected really.

With HORSE SHIT being the main line of topic. As expected, yes.

 

[octophone]

I reckon all that horseshit is her final jape. She'll have had in the will that they were fed with lager and Lamb Madras for the last week.

 

[octophone]

The Beeb have clearly clocked that this is DULL and have actually gone back to the studio.

 

[Beverley]

Basic Racheys hip hip hooraying as the hearses pass them

 

[Kate]

Crowds leading up to the flyover

 

[Diddy]

Can they put a hearse tracker in the corner, like when you get Uber Eats?

 

[Kate]

Can they put a hearse tracker in the corner, like when you get Uber Eats?

I wish they would. Black cars keep going past and I’ve no idea whether they’re important or not

 

[octophone]

I wish they would. Black cars keep going past and I’ve no idea whether they’re important or not

Just flash them all. At minimum, you'll have no trouble getting a taxi.

 

[Kate]

I have company, anyway

 

[Kate]

SAW IT!

And now everyone’s standing in the road clapping

 

[Rachey]

Basic Racheys hip hip hooraying as the hearses pass them

 

[VoR]

 

[lolly]

50 people in the topic, 15 pages. As expected really.

Comparable to a poor Eurovision.

 

[octophone]

Comparable to a poor Eurovision.

....without the convenience of half of Moopy being scoofed.

 

[Diddy]

Oh god they’ve got TITMARSH now

 

[Diddy]

Was surprised how old Huw is looking these days, I haven’t seen him for ages

But Kirsty Wark (is that the right Kirsty?) is looking more RADIANT than ever

 

[octophone]

Was surprised how old Huw is looking these days, I haven’t seen him for ages

But Kirsty Wark (is that the right Kirsty?) is looking more RADIANT than ever

Kirsty Young.

 

[Diddy]

Kirsty Young.

Thanks
Which one is Wark, the Newsnight one?

 

[octophone]

Thanks
Which one is Wark, the Newsnight one?

Yah. Young was Desert Island Discs.

 

[Ellie]

THAT WAS FAST!

 

[Diddy]

Windsor does look lovely

I like how they’ve laid flowers from people out on the lawns to look like flower beds

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THAT WAS FAST!

Well they would have taken a slow ride through west London by all the fascinating landmarks, but there aren't any.

 

[octophone]

THAT WAS FAST!

Must be paying the driver by the minute.

 

[Diddy]

Must be paying the driver by the minute.

They’re probably all busting for the loo

 

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