The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[Sheena]

If they could just move the Spanish border a bit to the right and make Southampton a foreign country...

 

[jivafox]

I’m ready

 

[GNL]

The BBC local radio journos have smelled blood.

 

[VoR]

 

[big ron]

I’ve touched on this on another thread about reality tv but do we think that because Liz is a woman she gets a rougher ride than if she was a man?

Sure she’s fucked stuff up but to be fair she’s inherited the country in probably it’s worse state it has ever been in so it was on a downward trajectory anyway. Plus she’s only been in the post a few weeks and with the Queen dying and now conference season she hasn’t actually had much time to do anything.

I’m not excusing her by any means but I do think Boris had a much easier ride than her, or Theresa for that matter.

No.

 

[big ron]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

Would save me a ton of paperwork to get my Irish passport

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

I think I'd rather be Belgian, but Albanian would be an upgrade right now.

 

[VoR]

This is agonising

 

[Diddy]

I guess the local interviews aren’t going well?

 

[HalamaK]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

Who takes Dover?

 

[VoR]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

To be honest, I would mind getting London.

 

[Kratz]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

Works for me! Come through @Dark Carnival and bring all your french fancies please

 

[VoR]

Every French ruler from 1109 to 1815...

To be honest, I wouldn't mind getting London.

 

[lolly]

I'm not too sure of the geography (I assume @Ag will be able to oblige), but wouldn't this leave France and Belgium feuding over who doesn't get Jaywick?

 

[Diddy]

On the wrong side of history again, I’d quite like to be Belgiamese

 

[lolly]

 

[lolly]

 

[Soldi]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

Ooh I think my village back home would be split between the Netherlands and Belgium

BAARLE-NASSAU WHO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not too sure of the geography (I assume @Ag will be able to oblige), but wouldn't this leave France and Belgium feuding over who doesn't get Jaywick?

Jaywick would be just on the French side. Clacton would be border territory and therefore hotly disputed. Ipswich too.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can't believe how SEXIST all these PROVINCIAL RADIO HOSTS are being to AR LIZ.

She's just doing her best!!!

 

[HalamaK]

Kala was right, Boris would've handled these questionings much better!

 

[ButterTart]

Jaywick would be just on the French side. Clacton would be border territory and therefore hotly disputed. Ipswich too.

Can’t wait to visit the newly renamed Je Wique on the riviera soon.

 

[VoR]

Did she think she’d get an EASIER RIDE?

Quite proud of our Leeds host for this incredibly hostile opening.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did she think she’d get an EASIER RIDE?

Probably, which was so NAIVE

 

[octophone]

There is a point to be made about how easy a ride Johnson got and the various reasons for that. But these interview clips alone tell the story. Truss is terrible. Absolutely terrible. I could almost get nostalgic for Cameron at this rate. How can anyone have confidence in a PRIME MINISTER who just burbles from a script and is literally silenced by any question that deviates from that?

 

[VoR]

The fact that so many people who've worked with her in the past describe her as 'mad' is really quite telling. She's fundamentally unsuitable for the job in a quite different way to Johnson.

 

[Tisch]

Her first days have been remarkably different to Johnson's as well. Seems like an age ago now but he was proroguing an up in arms Parliament, "getting Brexit done" and trying to wangle a No Deal scenario. His questioning was a lot more about how he expecting to bring Parliament back to together and political peace.

Truss meanwhile is doing *waves arms around*... This. Her questioning is about literally saving the economy and our physical lives

 

[HalamaK]

I haven't before seen a single modern day prime minister of any country, male or female, continuously handling questionings this horribly
#InLizWeTruss

 

[Kate]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

Oh god I’m too fat to be a Frenchwoman. I’ll have to move. TAKE ME, BELGIAM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The FTSE has lost 2% of it's value since she began speaking this morning.

 

[Kratz]

Kala abides by the 11th commandment: thou shalt stan a #girlboss

Being PM is just her side hustle. He real job (and passion) is Avon.

 

[Kratz]

Oh god I’m too fat to be a Frenchwoman. I’ll have to move. TAKE ME, BELGIAM

You’ll have to take up the fags!

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck me, this is the Brexit we all dreamed of. Where's my sombrero?

Why does the newly independent Socialist Republic of Scotland not get the opportunity to set up a few satellite states in the North of England?

 

[RS]

Why does the newly independent Socialist Republic of Scotland not get the opportunity to set up a few satellite states in the North of England?

Because half of it belongs to Norway and the other half to Sweden.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why does the newly independent Socialist Republic of Scotland not get the opportunity to set up a few satellite states in the North of England?

Because half of it belongs to Norway and the other half to Sweden.

I'm sure we can get Berwick-upon-Tweed back though

 

[VoR]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Lucille]

Works for me! Come through @Dark Carnival and bring all your french fancies please

It’s spelled DELICE DE FRANCE.

 

[HalamaK]

At least she's getting global coverage