The United Kingdom: The RISHI RICH Sunak ERA

[Soldi]

He's so petite. Teeny weeny little man like @Dark Carnival

Oh love you’ll get her all angry again.

 

[Soldi]

Oh love you’ll get her all angry again.

Not sure whether it’s the short man syndrome or the fact that work have sent her to Stevenage again though.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Not sure whether it’s the short man syndrome or the fact that work have sent her to Stevenage again though.

I think that being sent to Stevenage once let alone AGAIN could easily set off some shocking temper tantrums

 

[Dark Carnival]

They'll need to DRAG me (and my 4 FOOT arse) by the hair to ever get me to go back there.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

They'll need to DRAG me (and my 4 FOOT arse) by the hair to ever get me to go back there.

Weren’t you forced to go to Hemel Hempstead as well?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

All the HERTFORDSHIRE GEMS! What a treat! BONVENU AU ROYAME UNIE!

 

[Jocasta Clun]

HEMEL really is the PIECE DE RESISTANCE

And I've been to LUTON so I KNOW WHAT'S WHAT

 

[ButterTart]

They'll need to DRAG me (and my 4 FOOT arse) by the hair to ever get me to go back there.

Surely if you object they'll just pop you in an envelope and send you recorded delivery.

 

[ButterTart]

All the HERTFORDSHIRE GEMS! What a treat! BONVENU AU ROYAME UNIE!

HEMEL really is the PIECE DE RESISTANCE

And I've been to LUTON so I KNOW WHAT'S WHAT

Am I to understand we have both Zu AND Shirley back?

Our Rishi really does bring all the boys to the yard

 

[Dark Carnival]

Weren’t you forced to go to Hemel Hempstead as well?

THREE times already this year!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

THREE times already this year!

MY SYMPATHIES ARE WITH YOU

Did you go to the lovely High Street and the Old Town (the street on the hill)?

 

[lolly]

When I was a child I dreamed of Hemel Hempstead as THE ELYSIAN FIELDS. I thought it sounded EVER SO EXOTIC

 

[Jocasta Clun]

I don' t know any Shirlies but don't worry yourselves: like unwitting visitors to Hemel I WON'T TAKE MY COAT OFF I'M NOT STOPPING

 

[lolly]

I don' t know any Shirlies but don't worry yourselves: like unwitting visitors to Hemel I WON'T TAKE MY COAT OFF I'M NOT STOPPING

I wouldn't put it down on any spare chair in THIS chat longe, Jocasta. A fine gabardine like that wouldn't last long with the light fingers here.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I wouldn't put it down on any spare chair in THIS chat longe, Jocasta. A fine gabardine like that wouldn't last long with the light fingers here.

I’ve only been here five minutes and my peach gilet appears to have gone walkies

 

[Kala]

Owen Jones right on the money as usual.

 

[Martha Skidd]

I’ve only been here five minutes and my peach gilet appears to have gone walkies

SORRY DARLING however I did leave a little something for you in your LOVELY CLUTCH

 

[lolly]

I’ve only been here five minutes and my peach gilet appears to have gone walkies

Tits out on the night bus AGAIN then?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Jocasta Clun]

I wouldn't put it down on any spare chair in THIS chat longe, Jocasta. A fine gabardine like that wouldn't last long with the light fingers here.

You're obviously a LADY OF DISCERNMENT and GOOD UPBRINGING unlike SOME of the RABBLE I've spotted drinking out of UNLABELLED CONTAINERS in darkened corners I HOPE THEY AREN'T UNDER AGE

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Tits out on the night bus AGAIN then?

Just a thin blouse for me although in these frosty conditions my nipples will be as hard as coal

 

[lolly]

You're obviously a LADY OF DISCERNMENT and GOOD UPBRINGING unlike SOME of the RABBLE I've spotted drinking out of UNLABELLED CONTAINERS in darkened corners I HOPE THEY AREN'T UNDER AGE

Oh that's just @Soldi - just chassé over him, or pick him up and throw him back in the skip if you've got a touch of the Fatima Whitbreads about you.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MY SYMPATHIES ARE WITH YOU

Did you go to the lovely High Street and the Old Town (the street on the hill)?

I didn’t go out much, but the one time I did, I ended up HERE

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I didn’t go out much, but the one time I did, I ended up HERE

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Looks ever so GLITZY!

 

[lolly]

Looks ever so GLITZY!

Looks like the changing rooms in CONCEPT MAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

Looks ever so GLITZY!

REDZ bar and NIGHTCLUB

 

[win_the_game]

REDZ bar and NIGHTCLUB

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I like the gothic sex dungeon ambience of this place. The DIY coffin-come-table is a lovely touch.

 

[ButterTart]

I like the gothic sex dungeon ambience of this place. The DIY coffin-come-table is a lovely touch.

I can understand having a coffin about the place but I just can't see the value of a cum table. The coasters would stick and leave a mark.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I like the gothic sex dungeon ambience of this place.

WHERE? I see it to an extent but it’s all rather ruined by the colour of the ceiling. Heterosexuals, eh?

 

[lolly]

I feel EVER SO REASSURED by the hand sanitiser

You just know the environmental health would give them a glowing report

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I think the only time I’ve ever been to a straight club was in Birmingham in the late eighties. God it was fucking awful. Chrome and plants here, there and everywhere. Thank goodness for the grubby stinking dumps in London which I latterly frequented

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

NOM NOM.

 

[Diddy]

Is that how many noms Boris really got?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

 

[Madison]

President Biden reacts to Rashy Sunnuck’s appointment:

 

[Diddy]

Adel Dazeem appointed Home Secretary

Go figure

 

[octophone]

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

 

[Penelope]

A dark chocolate Bounty is obviously SUPERB