ASFM: Rewritevision - RESULTS - Starting @20:30 BST

[OutSynk]

Lol at some of those

 

[ButterTart]

In running order, here is our top 10~!

05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing - @jivafox
06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight - @ButterTart
08. The Roy Dog of Portland - Jenn Champion & OYSTER KIDS - Love Nobody - @Raining On Me
14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love - @BoysForSeles
18. Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go) - @ZenGiraffe
23. Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel - @Haiku
24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame - @rhythmbandit
26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher - @dUb
28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You - @straightorbroken
31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water - @Iguana

I love that @ZenGiraffe shamelessly trolled the contest and bagged a top ten off the back of it.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Ooh back in the top 10.

 

[dmlaw]

I see that Fauxbyn is still in and assume that it is winning.

 

[ButterTart]

There are some BANGERS in that top ten.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

BOOOO.
Anyway have listened to a quite a few Corine somgs since, thanks @jyxz

I was supposed to send one but was blocked as someone already got in first

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I love that @ZenGiraffe shamelessly trolled the contest and bagged a top ten off the back of it.

It feels correct

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

So... 10th to 6th place, here we go!

 

[Soldi]

17th place?? FUCK YOU CUNTS

 

[Soldi]

@Kratz to win

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Kratz to win

Hun.

 

[dmlaw]

@Kratz to win

He’s dead, love.

 

[Soldi]

Hun.

Oh!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh!

May I interest you in some fast approaching Rinal Failure?

 

[Alla]

Hereford

Carpenter's X-rated work on church ceiling exposed years later as cafe is built

A rude carving hidden in the darkness of the ceiling at Hereford's All Saints Church was revealed hundreds of years later when a spotlight from a newly constructed cafe put it fully on show

www.mirror.co.uk

Nice. I knew of some in Spain that are in plain view, fabulous work.

Spoiler

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 10th place...

Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel - @Haiku Rewrites

10th - 114 Points

20: Kratz
16: Northwoods89
14: Tisch
12: Berly, straightorbroken​

 

[ButterTart]

Nice. I knew of some in Spain that are in plain view, fabulous work.

Spoiler

There's so much to unpack about the mental state of whoever carved this. I think it was @Soldi

 

[ButterTart]

In 10th place...

Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel - @Haiku Rewrites

10th - 114 Points

20: Kratz
16: Northwoods89
14: Tisch
12: Berly, straightorbroken​

That's such a sad statue What is it?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I genuinely had a double take, I couldn't believe I actually reached the top 10 since I'm usually around the 20ish range.

Thank you to all my voters, especially @Kratz, @Northwoods89, @Tisch, @Berly and @straightorbroken .

 

[Tisch]

In 10th place...

Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel - @Haiku Rewrites

10th - 114 Points

20: Kratz
16: Northwoods89
14: Tisch
12: Berly, straightorbroken​

This was fabulous

 

[Alla]

There's so much to unpack about the mental state of whoever carved this. I think it was @Soldi

My bet was @Lucille, but it could very well be Soldi, indeed.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

That's such a sad statue What is it?

It's quite heavy actually, but it is a monument to Korean women who lived in South Korea under Japanese occupation in World War 2 and the brutality many witnessed/were thrown into and slavery others were forced into.

 

[Kratz]

What is this a statue of, may I ask?

Melania Trump!

 

[Iguana]

Did Haiku give up after his song went out?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 9th place...

24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame - @rhythmbandit

9th - 127 Points

20: Kate, ButterTart, Indie
16: RaspberrySwirl
14:
12: ZenGiraffe​

 

[Iguana]

That was one haunting avatar

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Did Haiku give up after his song went out?

I didn't but my Internet just so happened to hit a blip.

 

[ButterTart]

In 9th place...

24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame - @rhythmbandit

9th - 127 Points

20: Kate, ButterTart, Indie
16: RaspberrySwirl
14:
12: ZenGiraffe​

I really think I may have found my ASFM song of the year. It's SO FUCKING GOOD.

CLANG CLANG AND IT COST A LOT

 

[ButterTart]

That was one haunting avatar

Like a pez dispenser representation of a deputy headteacher.

 

[ButterTart]

ASFM will never again encounter a lyric as good as 'baby in the sun like the Teletubbies'

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 8th place...

Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go) - @ZenGiraffe

8th - 132 Points

20: rhythmbandit, RJN
16: Soldi, Kala
14: dUb, straightorbroken
12: Raining On Me​

 

[OutSynk]

This contest is a joke.

 

[ButterTart]

In 8th place...

Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go) - @ZenGiraffe

8th - 132 Points

20: rhythmbandit, RJN
16: Soldi, Kala
14: dUb, straightorbroken
12: Raining On Me​

The most famous solo artist to enter ASFM since Muna.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 7th place...

05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing - @jivafox

7th - 136 Points (16 voters)

20: Kala
16: rhythmbandit, Kratz
14: RJN, Alex, Soldi
12:​

 

[ButterTart]

In 7th place...

05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing - @jivafox

7th - 136 Points (16 voters)

20: Kala
16: rhythmbandit, Kratz
14: RJN, Alex, Soldi
​

For some reason I cannot stop singing this. It's a sly little banger.

 

[OutSynk]

This contest is a joke.

Truly.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 6th place...

08. The Roy Dog of Portland - Jenn Champion & OYSTER KIDS - Love Nobody - @Raining On Me

6th - 136 Points (21 voters)

20:
16: Alex
14:
12: dUb​

 

[OutSynk]

Can't even remember it.

 

[ButterTart]

OMG I'm top five

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

So a quick reminder, in running order, of our top 5 as we draw near to crowning a winner

06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight - @ButterTart

14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love - @BoysForSeles

26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher - @dUb

28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You - @straightorbroken

31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water - @Iguana​