Phillip Schofield's Career DEAD? 🤷‍♀️ The Castaway Years (1 Viewer)

[COB]

I don't know if it's the same thing, but the other week my brother was telling me about a big name he'd heard about through god knows what internet HOLES he's been sniffing around and it definitely would be a shocking one. Not very luvvly jubbly

 

[Zu]

Without a name, I'm going to presume it's one of the following

Simon Weston
Torvill and Dean
Jimmy Carter
The Reynold Girls
Mr Tickle
Wendy Moten
Carly Rae Jepson
One of the girls from the Philadelphia advert
Joy Fleming
Road Runner
Aneurin Bevan
Felicity Kendall
The Andrex Puppy

I always wondered why Road Runner was so adept at running. Turns out it’s from the FEDS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't know if it's the same thing, but the other week my brother was telling me about a big name he'd heard about through god knows what internet HOLES he's been sniffing around and it definitely would be a shocking one. Not very luvvly jubbly

Oh that's been doing the rounds for ages.

I think it came from a celebrity of a certain age being arrested and the speculation was that it was him, but it was someone else.

Of course he might be a DIRTY OLD BUGGER.

 

[lolly]

The only rumblings I've come across is a comedian who isn't Walliams.

 

[Ellie]

The Andrex Puppy

Cancel him now! But probably dead already.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Didn't Ant and Dec recently quit that Saturday Night rubbish they do?

Maybe it wasn't just the car he fucked, that day.

 

[Zu]

I heard lurid stories from BBC employees about Jimmy Savile’s penchant for a corpse in 1985. Did I call the police? No. I pressed play on my new Pet Shop Boys cassingle

 

[Zu]

that Saturday Night rubbish

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The only rumblings I've come across is a comedian who isn't Walliams.

Walliams is a comedian?

Walliams is a confirmed cunt isn't he?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looks like SkyHawk has got it ALL FIGURED OUT

 

[Lucille]

It’d be easier to list the ITV stars who aren’t wicked and evil.

 

[octophone]

I don't know if it's the same thing, but the other week my brother was telling me about a big name he'd heard about through god knows what internet HOLES he's been sniffing around and it definitely would be a shocking one. Not very luvvly jubbly

That one has been doing the rounds for a good few years. Things would definitely be a touch frosty if that were all true.

 

[Nancy]

My Nan suffers from night-time hallucinations. One night, she woke up in panic believing the Beast from ITV's The Chase was climbing into bed with her.

 

[lolly]

Walliams is a comedian?

Walliams is a confirmed cunt isn't he?

That was how I read it - not a name, but I guess they excluded him as his name is always out there.

 

[Zu]

It’d be easier to list the ITV stars who aren’t wicked and evil.

I mean we’ve ALL heard about the sick and spiteful ways of KATE GARRAWAY. Never trust a woman with hair THAT THICK!

 

[Finn]

Was Holmes always this much of a cunt or is he just grumpy now that he's thin and clearly starving?

I take exception to this description. He's still FAT!

 

[Zu]

Of course my maternal grandparents ONLY watched the BBC (apart from Coronation Street). My paternal grandmother ONLY watched ITV. COMMON, WICKED AND SPITEFUL!

 

[Nancy]

We were mostly a BBC family too. Although we did like Game For A Laugh and You Bet.

 

[Zu]

I take exception to this description. He's still FAT!

 

[Zu]

I’m not sure what Eamonn has done to his face but he’s increasingly bringing FANCY to mind

 

[Ellie]

CITV only got a look in for Press Gang, LWT for The Smurfs and then when Baywatch and Gladiators started we finally went to the dark side. Otherwise it was BBC by default at home.

 

[Nancy]

Bruce Forsyth's Generation Game was appointment viewing for us.

 

[Zu]

Anyone wanting to swerve the chat back on course might like to post a picture of your favourite Holly outfit

 

[lolly]

We were only ever allowed BBC on our own. None of that NAUGHTY TISWAS!

 

[lolly]

Anyone fancy a hate watch before bedtime?

 

[Zu]

We were only ever allowed BBC on our own. None of that NAUGHTY TISWAS!

I’m sure they used profanities such as WEE, BUM and BARMY on Tiswas. So shockingly vulgar. Maggie Philbin would NEVER!

 

[Zu]

Anyone fancy a hate watch before bedtime?

I can’t say I’m NOT tempted

 

[Kratz]

Send for Sally Crossthwaite and Martin Cumbernauld.

‘Don’t ask me, we live in KNUTSFORD!’

 

[Lucille]

I can’t say I’m NOT tempted

Oi TUBS, fancy a sync watch?

 

[Zu]

Oi TUBS, fancy a sync watch?

 

[Ellie]

Anyone wanting to swerve the chat back on course might like to post a picture of your favourite Holly outfit

Will Banana leaves do?

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[lolly]

9 - 11pm though! I hope Ruth will be waiting at home with a cocoa and the Revitive Medic at the ready.

 

[Nancy]

Phillip has said that he waited for his young male friend to turn 18 before they started TALKING TELEPHONE NUMBERS

 

[Shoat]

I think the very WORST SCHOFIELD CRIME is indirectly driving up GB News' viewing figures.

The bastards have FINALLY found a way to snare internet gais

 

[Lucille]

What will Eamon be wittering on about for two whole hours? Will we get graphic descriptions of the young boy’s MIMSY?

 

[Zu]

What will Eamon be wittering on about for two whole hours? Will we get graphic descriptions of the young boy’s MIMSY?

Yes, XXX pix are promised

Dan W has just said that the interview lasts 70 minutes so maybe the rest of the show will be a LOVELY GALLERY

 

[Zu]

Eamonn will also be revealing secrets of how he got so PAINFULLY THIN

 

[Lucille]

Eamonn will also be revealing secrets of how he got so PAINFULLY THIN

Friends are WORRIED about him it’s no joke!

 

[Zu]

I think the very WORST SCHOFIELD CRIME is indirectly driving up GB News' viewing figures.

The bastards have FINALLY found a way to snare internet gais

Quite honestly (and generally speaking) I think there’s value in seeing what the perceived opposition has to say so I’m all for it, increased viewing figures or no. My beliefs and persuasions aren’t so dismally fragile that I need to have them continually reinforced. Anyway, must dash. It’s the NIGEL FARAGE SHOW

 

[Finn]

People who moan about Succession not having likeable characters want to get a load of this.

P.S. FAT AS AN OX