DAPHNE AND CELESTE defect to the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN

I hope when they left they told the West to, ‘Ooh, stick you, your mama too and your daddy’.
 
They have been FOLLOWED by NATASHA KAPLINSKY, B*WITCHED, and TWO unconfirmed VILLAGE PEOPLE
 
I have long suspected these musical terrorists were behind the chamois thong factory disaster.
 
Their branded bottles of PISS have become a PERSIAN DELICACY
 
If a musical AXIS OF EVIL ever formed the gays would start WW3.
 
Nobody even knows where he is.

Speculate wildly about the whereabouts of the Ayatollah.
 
Sonique launches ballistic missile at Tehran, from her bumhole.
 
Ayatollah Kelly Clarkson issues FATWA against POOR DEAR SAD OLD DANNII MINOGUE for making RUBBISH GAY DATING SHOWS
 
The US to rechristen Iran as Trumpistan for NO REASON WHATSOEVER other than a personal request by Margarita Pracatan
 
Enya had never heard of Iran until recently, but she has now declared it the ANTI-IRELAND for being DRY and HOT and containing neither MIST nor PIXIES and as such it MUST BE DESTROYED
 
OT: Moopy poster Sheena asks Iran to declare fatwa on the Enya forum
 
Ayatollah teases new reality series, in search for next successor. And you won't guess who's a guest judge!
 
Israel FINALLY ejected from the United Nations after proof emerges that they secretly commissioned a Tin Tin Out remix of Iran's national anthem.
 
QUEEN FURIOUS despite Freddie Mercury having been dead for QUITE SOME TIME
 
Samantha Mumba ALL IN with plan to invade THE MIDDLE EAST (London)
 
QUEEN LATIFAH FURIOUS at not being ACTUAL QUEEN
 
The MAJLIS has approved changing the NATIONAL ANTHEM to BURKA BY LADY GAGA.

They are using a dodgy demo found on LIMEWIRE
 
Ayatollah STUNS with cover of Where Life Begins performed in Spanish
 
Ayatollah not in hiding, attending rehab. "I need to love myself right now"
 
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