Tennis 2026 (2 Viewers)

[funky]

COME ON NORRIE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sinner levels at two sets all

 

[straightorbroken]

Kecmanović hasn't half aged.

 

[funky]

COME ON NORRIE

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Why can I hear Andrew Castle? I thought he’d been binned?

 

[funky]

They keep going on about Sinner’s unforced errors and not giving his opponent any credit. He’s played some great tennis

(They’ve not mentioned his cute chunky frame and his peachy arse either but that might just be a me complaint)

 

[Jark]

work.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Not a single British player has won so far. Not great.

 

[Ellie]

Why can I hear Andrew Castle? I thought he’d been binned?

Just one more year

 

[passthatdutch]

It's hard to see how this won't be the worst year for Brits at Wimbledon in many many years. Tbf a lot of the first round draws were tough, and with 3 of our top ranked players out with injury, it was always going to be a tough ask. Norrie losing was tough but that guy played amazingly.

Ollie Tarvet has taken the third set after losing the first 2 close sets. Has he got the energy to beat a seed in 5 though....

Not a single British player has won so far. Not great.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Kind of lol’ing (unless she proves me wrong) at qualifier Kostovic saying “let’s see if she can handle my power” about her match with Sabalenka. Teodora’s behaviour is “a lot” on the ITF circuit - I wonder if Centre court will make her more timid.

And she went down 4-0 pretty quickly.

 

[lolly]

GOD I WISH DAVID BECKHAM WOULD FUCK OFF

 

[rhythmbandit]

Ollie Tarvet is so good imagine what he'd be like if/when he starts on the full circuit!

 

[Eddie]

GOD I WISH DAVID BECKHAM WOULD FUCK OFF

Tell me about it. I thought he was in AMERICA anyway.

 

[lolly]

Tell me about it. I thought he was in AMERICA anyway.

He just gets bloody everywhere. He's got the knighthood he was so desperately chasing for years. He doesn't need to be so bloody omnipresent any more.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Rinderknech through!

Sorry, loves.

 

[Eddie]

He just gets bloody everywhere. He's got the knighthood he was so desperately chasing for years. He doesn't need to be so bloody omnipresent any more.

Particularly at Wimbledon. They are a clan of attention seekers.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Can Fran Jones save our blushes on day one or will she Fran Jones it up again?

 

[passthatdutch]

Jack Pinnington Jones also playing but Nakashima currently leading

 

[funky]

Cheering Nakashima for that one!

 

[Mark R 3]

I know he's unpopular on here but Djokovic is one of my fave players. Currently one set all.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Praying Wu can beat him somehow. To say I despise Djokovic is something of an understatement.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Wu to take the third set please.

 

[Dark Carnival]

#TeamWu

 

[Madison]

I don't who Wu is, but fuck Djokovic.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Ugh. How does he do it?

 

[funky]

Wu is quite cute so it's making it even easier to be FUCK DJOKOVIC today

 

[funky]

Do Djokovic and Wu know that the 2nd round needs to start on Wednesday? Bloody hell.

We all know Wu will win the 4th set and then they'll stop play and a rested Djokovich will take the match in the morning.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Lol he's cramping.

 

[Madison]

This old man seems to be having back problems.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Wu can fuck off back to the challenger tour.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Djokovic still detestable as ever.

 

[Madison]

Fucking cunt.

 

[Jark]

GOOD FOR HER!

 

[rhythmbandit]

Djokovic still detestable as ever.

His daughter seems equally dreadful.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I see Maja Chwalińska went out too, despite being 6-2 5-2 up at one point. Ended up losing 6-2 5-7 2-6.

 

[Sardonicus]

I see Maja Chwalińska went out too, despite being 6-2 5-2 up at one point. Ended up losing 6-2 5-7 2-6.

Apparently she got injured when she had match point

 

[Sheena]

You think you lot have it bad with Beckham? He’s on some Mexican advert that is on LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE AD BREAK.

 

[Sheena]

(And that’s a reason to hate hydration breaks if nothing else)

 

[Jark]

Apparently she got injured when she had match point

this was a tough watch because she was actually playing brilliantly and so worth the win. 5-2 became 5-5 pretty sharpish and then it was clear she was struggling through and it would take a miracle. poor girl.