I can literally SMELL BHS right nowThe BHS Christmas presents section. Perfect for those who have nothing.

I can literally SMELL BHS right nowThe BHS Christmas presents section. Perfect for those who have nothing.


All "how could they LIE?!!!?!" Histrionic, moi? 
I think I've got enough to do it again this year.I have bizarrely fond memories of lockdown Christmas last year. Thinking about Midnight Massacre gives me the sort of fuzzy glow that something by that name probably shouldn’t provide.

I don't think I ever truly believed Santa was real. After all, why did all those tags say "from Mum and Dad"? Why not "from Santa"?
I remember having a fight with a kid in primary school because he told the children that "santa doesn't exist". I knew he didn't exist cause I've caught my dad dressing up as santa a few years before and he had to confess everything cause I was not having it, but I was severely pissed with the kid that had to ruin it for all the other kids too.I remember having a MEGA TANTRUM when I found out Santa wasn't realAll "how could they LIE?!!!?!" Histrionic, moi?
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I think I realised when I wrote the Tooth Fairy a letter once and got a response in mum’s handwriting. Also when I got some Sylvannian Families figures in my Christmas stocking and it was a family of scary badgers without any eyes. Santa would have never given a faulty product![]()

I only fessed up last year that a Valentine's card she'd always thought was from Joshua at primary school was actually written by one of the valeters at the Jag garage.![]()

Yeah, that's what the letters are for. We gave them to my parents, they sent them off.Your Mum and Dad tell Santa what you want, obvs.
What about him?As a Jewish kid, I was told not to tell my Christian friends about SantaI took this task very seriously
That he’s anti-Semitic. We didn’t want to ruin the illusionWhat about him?
Oh this brings back a lot of memories. We usually spent the night before Christmas with my grandparents at their own house having a big Christmas eve dinner and then the grownups would talk and me and my grandmother would play card games and sing and danceBig family gathering round the Nan's every Christmas night. This sort of just stopped in the mid 00s as my Nan got older, I miss it and just miss those days in general. I feel like I hardly see them anymore nowadays
. God I miss her! And on the road back to our house we would then play a little game which was to count how many Christmas trees we could see from people's windows 
We usually have the Rotary Club Santa drive around the villages here. He's not been around this year, which is a bit depressing.Just remembered another nostalgiac thing.
When spawn was little every year there'd be a children's Christmas party in the officers' club. One of the retained firemen from the village used to dress up as Santa and they'd drive him up the prison drive to the club car park on top of a fire engine with blue lights flashing playing Christmas songs through the PA system, then he'd climb down and come inside to give out presents to all the children. They used to get so excited, it was lovely.
You guys know that it was your Dad filling up the oil, right?As a Jewish kid, I was told not to tell my Christian friends about SantaI took this task very seriously
RJN ran on oil?You guys know that it was your Dad filling up the oil, right?
And this whole time I thought it was my motherYou guys know that it was your Dad filling up the oil, right?

I remember having a fight with a kid in primary school because he told the children that "santa doesn't exist". I knew he didn't exist cause I've caught my dad dressing up as santa a few years before and he had to confess everything cause I was not having it, but I was severely pissed with the kid that had to ruin it for all the other kids too.
The BHS Christmas presents section. Perfect for those who have nothing.
I swear we had the exact same ChristmasI miss the days when I had to pretend Father Christmas was real.
What always made it Christmas was going to my gran's on Christmas Eve, she'd make ham barms, pickles and cheese on cocktail sticks and a sherry trifle (yuk) and there was always Advocaat to make snowballs with. Various extended family members would pop in during the evening, usually with selection boxes and my cousin and I would be in charge of the Party Sevens in the kitchen, pouring drinks for the uncles and small sherries for the aunties.
Is it?It's like Catcher in the Rye (sleigh bells remix)
