COB's Creepers #8 & #9 DOUBLE FEATURE, Wednesday 12/10/22 - The Abominable Dr Phibes (8pm), Queen Kong (10pm)

[Lucille]

One for my baby was written in 1943…

 

[COB]

I feel like I'm behind because I paused when Mopsy died. How far through is everyone else?

I kept going!

 

[COB]

The doll FROZE him?

 

[Ellie]

I kept going. It was down for about 3 mins.

 

[Ellie]

Amazing

 

[ButterTart]

Are you up to the jizzy frozen dude in the car?

 

[COB]

Like 'hail' he didn't, more like

 

[COB]

Not this rotten Trinidadian twink again!

 

[Lucille]

Son’s a bit FRUITY.

 

[Ellie]

Son’s a bit FRUITY.

With RUBY SLIPPERS to boot

 

[Lucille]

Quite sweet of the father to tolerate such a FAGGY son.

 

[COB]

Not an offhand comment by that awful son cracking the case wide open

 

[ButterTart]

Son’s a bit FRUITY.

He's hoping there was a plague of poppers he can fall foul of.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite sweet of the father to tolerate such a FAGGY son.

There's no way of knowing where the son is from; he could be from a dangerous country so it's best not to get on the wrong side of him.

 

[Lucille]

Not an offhand comment by that awful son cracking the case wide open

Not the only thing he wants Daddy to crack wide open

 

[COB]

He's hoping there was a plague of poppers he can fall foul of.

Don't make him relatable!!

 

[Ellie]

That painting in the back looks like Phoebe’s picture of Gladys from Friends.

 

[COB]

Phibes went to the same 'universities' as Jeffrey Archer.

 

[ButterTart]

That pairing in the back looks like Phoebe’s picture of Gladys from Friends.

It's from the ill-fated Weebles/House of Elliot crossover.

 

[Ellie]

Lovely dress.

 

[Lucille]

I like how the synopsis for the film gives more away than the first hour.

 

[ButterTart]

I love how much money he budgeted for costuming as part of this hot blooded revenge plot.

 

[COB]

Roses, formaldehyde, so similar!

 

[ButterTart]

"Don't speak, just shake your head. We're not paying union rate"

 

[ButterTart]

Roses, formaldehyde, so similar!

I remember when I went to look at that Damian Hirst cow suspended in roses.

 

[Ellie]

A TWIST?

 

[COB]

This is such a gay STAN SHRINE he has to his wife!

 

[ButterTart]

Never noticed the gravestone says 1921 before

 

[COB]

Space Raiders have been deployed btw

 

[ButterTart]

In his grief the silly bastard forgot to bury the body.

 

[ButterTart]

So lucky he was able to find a Vincent Price voicebox. If he'd had it done on the NHS he'd be walking around sounding like Bobcat Goldthwait.

 

[ButterTart]

FIT VILLAGE

 

[COB]

Just poofing about the place with some flowers

 

[ButterTart]

The police scenes really make this film for me. Peppering a horror film with bawdy sitcom scenes is so brilliantly seventies.

 

[Ellie]

The violin

 

[ButterTart]

Just poofing about the place with some flowers

Right? He's gayer than the pan-racial son.

 

[COB]

Oh NO!

 

[COB]

Hate when this happens on a flight!!

 

[Ellie]

Inspired!

 

[COB]

CAMP!