Coronavirus (3 Viewers)

[Kala]

at all of you coming on here IMMEDIATELY after the news is announced!

 

[SDF]

The first thing I thought of was coming here

 

[Kate]

YES!

 

[Loufoque]

I screamed.

Is she the first major world leader to get it? Such a fearless boundary-pusher. The Christina Aguilera of modern politics.

 

[Alla]

 

[Kate]

DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

 

[win_the_game]

That’s cheered me up no end

 

[Kate]

Actually don't die, the fucktards would just make him a MARTYR

 

[Indie]

I screamed.

Is she the first major world leader to get it? Such a fearless boundary-pusher. The Christina Aguilera of modern politics.

Depends on whether you believe the Bolsonaro reports (or if you believe he's a major world leader)

 

[COB]

Did Trudeau get it, or was it just his wife?

 

[jivafox]

Trudeau’s beard turned it off.

 

[Loufoque]

Somehow it's more hilarious for shambolic old Boris to get it. He always looked like he didn't observe proper hygiene practices. And now Ms Corona had her way with him.

 

[RS]

There'll be a massive HOOHAH if he's INDISPOSED as RAAB is supposed to take over WHICH ISN'T GOING TO BE POPULAR WITH ANYONE AT ALL

I’m here for Raab getting it, and then infecting me with it too.

 

[Lucille]

SHIT IS GETTING REAL!

 

[RS]

Allahu akbar!

 

[SDF]

Boris has been kissing too many girls again

 

[GNL]

Boris has been kissing too many girls again

Every woman under 30 in the conservative party suddenly found self-isolating.

 

[Ellie]

I also presume he can’t have any contact with his girlfriend now since she’s pregnant.

 

[Ellie]

I just want Trump to get it, since he’s over 70.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just want Trump to get it, since he’s over 70.

He's the healthiest person EVER!

 

[Rita]

BORIS HAS IT

WHAT? I have been trying to avoid all this today but THANKYOU JESUS.

 

[ameraal]

No worries, soon we’ll have to go back to barter economy. I’m sure it’s better than capitalism.

yes, everything is black and white.

 

[octophone]

Like fuck he has it, he just wants to hide out for a fortnight.

 

[octophone]

I'm serious - I don't believe him.

 

[octophone]

Allahu akbar!

!!

 

[octophone]

Somehow it's more hilarious for shambolic old Boris to get it. He always looked like he didn't observe proper hygiene practices. And now Ms Corona had her way with him.

He does strike one as being the sort who has to be reminded to zip up his flies every morning so I can't imagine he's on speaking terms with anything other than being hosed down by Michael Gove once a week.

 

[RS]

The big PM speech today that people thought would lead to a lockdown in Stockholm turned out to be tougher rules on gatherings. The limit is lowered from 500 to 50.

 

[dmlaw]

Matt Hancock has it too. I see these fuckers aren't having any trouble getting tested.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lol.

 

[GNL]

Angela Rayner also has it, but that's bad because she's a QoL.

 

[Lucille]

Dominic Cummings has been spotted in the last half hour literally FLEEING downing St.

 

[win_the_game]

Matt Hancock has it too. I see these fuckers aren't having any trouble getting tested.

Priti next please. Let's have a CABINET WIPEOUT BINGO.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Like fuck he has it, he just wants to hide out for a fortnight.

Yeah, a persistent corona cough doesn’t tie in with delivering a 2 minutes plus speech.

 

[win_the_game]

Dominic Cummings has been spotted in the last half hour literally FLEEING downing St.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope he gets cholera.

 

[Rita]

Does Rees-Mogg have it?

 

[Kate]

Jacob Rees-Mogg can only get 19th century diseases like scarlet fever and typhoid.

 

[octophone]

Priti next please. Let's have a CABINET WIPEOUT BINGO.

I did notice she'd been locked away during all this. Let's face it, that permasmirk is the last thing anyone wants to see right now. "I've got a points-based system that would chuck out 37% of the people who are keeping the nation afloat right now, who wants to hear about it?"

 

[Indie]

Nearly 3,000 new UK cases and 191 new deaths.

We've moved up to 8th worldwide in terms of cases (underreporting etc etc)

 

[Ellie]

Someone my age from down the road died yesterday. He was trending on Twitter as he was some kind of record breaking Charlton Athletic supporter and was well known to the club. But he was attending all the matches right until they were halted even though he had underlying health issues.