Beverley
GUESS WHO’S BACK?!
I'm actually quietly furious about the whole thing
Oh, we can now go out to exercise more than once per day. No change apart from that though!
No one followed that rule anyway!
No one followed that rule anyway!
Stay at home is basically over. Unlimited exercise is ridiculous to offer the British people.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GARDEN CENTRES?
... is there some rule about not working if Boris is on the telly or what? She's not even living in the UK. She read the room when she decided to make an album purely for the purposes of giving people something good in this time. What a REACH this post isCharli XCX has just tweeted:
"shooting my album cover today"
I love you Charli but read the fucking room, eh?
... is there some rule about not working if Boris is on the telly or what? She's not even living in the UK. She read the room when she decided to make an album purely for the purposes of giving people something good in this time. What a REACH this post is
Almost Portishead time hun xxxOh fuck off.

Not everyone that goes to garden centres is a cunt. As a very amateur gardener I can't wait to get back. They're quite easy to social distance within. Also all the plants would die if they're not attended to.What is this fuss about garden centres? Are they part of the post-Brexit autarky strategy? Selling allotment gear to gammons for when the supply lines do actually close?
I literally have NO IDEA what is going on.
I fucking hate garden centres. Means nothing to me.

My bellend neighbours actually CLAPPED after this buffoon's speech.
My bellend neighbours actually CLAPPED after this buffoon's speech.

The desire to get everyone back to work is such an obvious pre-cursor for the axeing of the furlough scheme next week.
My bellend neighbours actually CLAPPED after this buffoon's speech.
I literally have NO IDEA what is going on.
FUCK OFF!
The furlough scheme has been formally extended to June 30th. Johnson wants the "hospitality" sector to reopen with restrictions on July 1st. In other words - he's going to create the same conditions for that industry that he created in the week before lockdown. What a cunt.