Eurovision Rewatch, Jerusalem 1999, 23.00 UK TIME, TONIGHT 03/04/20.

[Dark Carnival]

Another hot slut I can’t cope! Pass me the smelling salts!!!

 

[PopLife]

Turkey - almost as fab as Dinle.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Now Turkey is ACTUALLY GOOD before you all start, just GIVE HER A CHANCE

I'm dishing out my DOUZE POINTS

 

[Suomi]

Why is there a woman typing on an invisible laptop in the background of Turkey?

 

[Soldi]

Let’s hope the WIND MACHINE doesn’t start blowing

 

[Dark Carnival]

fucking hell everything gets a 12!

 

[Madison]

84 Croatia
70 Lithuania
68 Turkey
65 United Kingdom
60 Belgium
40 Slovenia
20 Spain

 

[win_the_game]

RACIST !

They ARE belly dancing and tit shaking!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think he’s watching Sliding Doors.

Heard he's reading The Travellers Wife

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm all

 

[Soldi]

Lithuania 04
Belgium 05
Spain 07
Croatia 100,000
UK 10
Slovenia 06
Turkey 07

 

[Madison]

A proper Turkish entry would have a Casio keyboard.

 

[Lucille]

I'm dishing out my DOUZE POINTS

Who wouldn’t take 12 from DC

 

[Suomi]

I hope this Turkish piece’s husband gives her the washing machine she wants

 

[Madison]

Oh dear.

 

[Dark Carnival]

CHICAGO BULLS?!! !!

 

[Lucille]

We had a good run!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh well it had to go down hill at some point.

 

[Soldi]

This is just a HATE CRIME after all the delights we’ve enjoyed so far

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg I can't!

 

[Suomi]

If this is Norway it’s our first MALE and a song I sing to myself at least once a week, such is it’s legendary crap status

 

[win_the_game]

Let's play a game. Spot the one note he does HIT.

 

[VoR]

I get very 'Shania Twain culturally appropriates middle eastern culture' from that game Turkish lady.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I'm going crazy indeed

 

[PopLife]

Norway just screams late 90s. Aged like milk, but it’s quite catchy still...

 

[Suomi]

Oh well it had to go down hill at some point.

For gods sake, listen to the notes he’s not playing

 

[ButterTart]

thank u

also Buttertart chose 2010 in a PM to me

Lies. It was a succession of threatening phone calls which, as I said in each one, were from PHOENIX so stop blaming me.

 

[Madison]

 

[Lucille]

If this is Norway it’s our first MALE and a song I sing to myself at least once a week, such is it’s legendary crap status

It’s strangely CATCHY.

 

[Suomi]

I love his stage movements are very “off to the shops during social distancing”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All the stage present of a dead dog with worms.

 

[win_the_game]

For gods sake, listen to the notes he’s not playing

I jest. I've always loved this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Alright fuck off, you've ruined it.

 

[Suomi]

It’s strangely CATCHY.

it’s no better or worse than a Backstreet Boys album track from the same period

 

[Madison]

84 Croatia
70 Lithuania
68 Turkey
65 United Kingdom
60 Belgium
40 Slovenia
20 Spain
10 Norway

 

[Dark Carnival]

the bow at the end!

 

[ButterTart]

I think these are the most feeble vocals I've ever heard at Eurovision. I've heard pheasants queef with more intensity and projection.

We're forced to sit through this and it's all @Suomi's fault.

 

[Dark Carnival]

loving the graphics!

 

[ButterTart]

Am I to assume from these God-bothering postcards that we're still in the era before the gays were allowed in?

 

[PopLife]

I think at least one of Stargate co-wrote that Norwegian entry. What can I say, bloke had to eat...