Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[Dark Carnival]

RIDICULOUS

 

[D5K]

I forgot, 2/3 of these songs were automatically qualified weren’t they, so we didn’t even have the semi doing quality/quirkiness control

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, look, the shit hosts are back. A better resourced country would have had the good sense to change her dress.

 

[FetchFugly]

This has been really good so far, even the shit has held entertainment value (NOT the hosts).

 

[lolly]

Isn't that the book published about 4 times with slightly different covers?

 

[Beverley]

Israel was obvs a 10

 

[Dark Carnival]

LAND OF CRANES

 

[Madison]

I bought that book for someone!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Israel was obvs a 10

meh

 

[Beverley]

Why am I getting more construction imagery?

 

[Penelope]

I forgot, 2/3 of these songs were automatically qualified weren’t they, so we didn’t even have the semi doing quality/quirkiness control

It's a MARVEL the thing ended up any good

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this DANISH TOSS

 

[win_the_game]

Well this is an extended piss break.

 

[Alla]

Oh no, I just realised we don't have Angelica Agurbash in the final, I'm devastated

 

[Beverley]

NO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Israel was obvs a 10

It was a 13

 

[octophone]

God, I wish they;d nailed you to the floor with just 4 hammers. Already.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its Antony Cotton.

 

[lolly]

Nasty rhyming

Horrid vocal affectation

Disgusting song

 

[Dark Carnival]

Um no Denmark!

 

[Alla]

Denmark, delivering THE SAME SHIT for decades.

 

[ButterTart]

We've been saying GRRREEEAT BOOOOOK for years, and I couldn't remember which Eurovision it was from. That wanky skit was it!

 

[D5K]

No-one asked for danish reggae

 

[Beverley]

Oh no, I just realised we don't have Angelica Agurbash in the final, I'm devastated

We will need an Agurbash flavoured INTERLUDE

 

[Penelope]

FUCK OFF PHIL COLLINS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck you Denmark. I hope Legoland burns down.

 

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain
10 Israel
06 Serbia & Montenegro
02 Denmark

 

[dmlaw]

Fat Neil Patrick Haris just brought this to a crashing halt.

 

[octophone]

It's a shame I'm only seeing this for the first time now as this would have been ideal for getting rid of an unwanted erection.

 

[Alla]

 

[win_the_game]

This is so fucking hetero. Like 6 middle aged pricks on a night out.

 

[ButterTart]

I've been waiting patiently for Mickey Joe Harte and I've just discovered I've missed him by TWO YEARS.

 

[octophone]

No women, no drums, no mimed instruments. FAIL.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Worst entry so far!

 

[FetchFugly]

Now this is EXCRUCIATING

I thought the intro was bad enough, but they managed to take it in a worse direction.

 

[Penelope]

WORSE THAN ILLUSTRATIONS OF MUHAMMAD

 

[Beverley]

Denmark have been hideous for so many years

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have so many questions. And all the answers are no.

 

[dmlaw]

My Now TV just asked if I was sure I wanted to continue watching. There was no 'against my better judgment' button.

 

[Madison]

Better or worse than Spain?