Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[VoR]

This is vile, but 12 songs before a dud is QUITE the run

 

[Beverley]

Worse

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Better or worse than Spain?

worse

 

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro
00 Denmark

 

[lolly]

Eurgh

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooooh SWEDEN!

 

[Alla]

FUCK YOU SWEDEN, WHERE IS NANNE?

 

[D5K]

Halfway through after one hour!

 

[Madison]

Should have been Nanne.

 

[lolly]

*insert Nanne here*

 

[VoR]

Better or worse than Spain?

TEN TIMES WORSE.

At least Spain had tits and a whiff of regrettable nights in Marbella about the whole thing.

 

[Penelope]

Oooooh SWEDEN!

Oh babe, BLESS YOU

 

[VoR]

Oh God, we've truly hit the skids.

 

[Beverley]

Don't know how I feel about this

 

[octophone]

Zac Efron's aged badly.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did he come back another year?!

 

[ButterTart]

Sweden's darkest moment until that singing gerbil Ingrosso.

 

[Penelope]

To be entirely fair to @Dark Carnival, 13 year old Penny had the EXACT same reaction, only to spend three minutes going "WHAT THE FUCK"

 

[Beverley]

Was this the year of Hall Om Mig?

 

[lolly]

Is Martin bald now?

Deserved.

 

[Beverley]

I do like the chorus tho

 

[Penelope]

Did he come back another year?!

Not to Eurovision but he entered Melodifestivalen in 2014 with something alright, and 2016 and 2019 with something shit

 

[Alla]

Wasn't one of the girls Velvet?

 

[D5K]

“You’re like a turd in a throw of the dice”

 

[Penelope]

Is Martin bald now?

Deserved.

Yes, but sadly in a way

 

[octophone]

That chorus lyric sounded like "you're like a turd in the bowl of life"!! What is it really?

 

[Beverley]

Cringe

 

[Alla]

Oh there she is!

 

[lolly]

Yes, but sadly in a way

Oh I'd totally hatefuck him in the name of #justice4nanne

 

[D5K]

I guess I shouldn’t admit that I preferred this to hall om mig

 

[Penelope]

I'd rather have the equivalent in cash Cath

 

[Madison]

Even though I watched it at the time, I still have no idea how this won MF2005.

 

[Penelope]

I guess I shouldn’t admit that I preferred this to hall om mig

 

[Beverley]

DAVID!! NO YOU SHOULD NOT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can't work out if I'd give him the once over.

Shit for Swden considering the glory they were capable of producing.

 

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain
10 Israel
06 Serbia & Montenegro
02 Denmark
04 Sweden

 

[dmlaw]

I do hope those dancers remembered to ask for the money up front.

 

[win_the_game]

I resent this won in what was the gayest year of Melodifestivalen. HOMOPHOBIC SWEDES.

 

[octophone]

Ghastly.

 

[Penelope]

Thank GOD we've left that hair in the mid-00s

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro
00 Denmark
00 Sweden