Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Tisch]

Black and white. So special.

 

[Penelope]

Birgit later gave birth to a dead pig

 

[D5K]

Surprised that the black and white effect was used again after tanking with Hero

But this time it didn’t destroy the song

 

[win_the_game]

This is getting low marks on the FROCK front.

 

[Suomi]

I love this

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes, not feeling you Estonia

 

[Lucille]

I dread to think what DIDN’T qualify.

 

[Suomi]

Ugh, not this VoR-BAITING BOLLOCKS

tonight, I stand with VoR

 

[Apoca]

I love this bland Estonian shit. Always have, always will.

 

[Soldi]

Doesn’t ESTONIAN just ROLL OFF THE TONGUE

 

[Madison]

Fun fact: the song is about the death of Princess Diana

 

[Tisch]

Urgh - they capitalise every word in the title.

Even ones like by and the and a? If so,

 

[ButterTart]

"What are you thinking of wearing on the night?"
"Well, I've always wanted to dress up as a wind sock..."

 

[Soldi]

Birgit later gave birth to a dead pig

 

[Beverley]

Where's @OutSynk to come and talk sexy to me in ESTTHONIAN

 

[COB]

That money note was quite something, to be fair.

 

[D5K]

"What are you thinking of wearing on the night?"
"Well, I've always wanted to dress up as a wind sock..."

Did she borrow that dress off Mamo lady?

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia

 

[Suomi]

Birgit later gave birth to a dead pig

A pig which then bravely went on to sing for The United Kingdom only minutes later

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia

 

[COB]

Thank you my boys?

 

[Lucille]

Omg France is joint second in my rankings so far.

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia

“Thank you my boys”

 

[dmlaw]

Did she just thank her own voice?

 

[ButterTart]

That money note was quite something, to be fair.

A cow mooed in the field outside at the exact same time as she hit that note. It was amazing.

 

[Soldi]

Omg France is joint second in my rankings so far.

Joint FIRST in mine

 

[Beverley]

That money note was quite something, to be fair.

Mr Beverley Snr quite LIKED it

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia

 

[Beverley]

It's time for an all time CLASSIC, no?

 

[ButterTart]

Did she just thank her own voice?

Yeah, I thought that...

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god YES at this BELARUSIAN TRASH!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG!!!!

 

[Beverley]

* does cross arm claps *

 

[Tisch]

Omg it's SERTAB

 

[COB]

Gasp!

 

[Lucille]

Finally something vaguely AMYL.

 

[Penelope]

ENTER STAGE DISCOBALL!!!

 

[Alla]

I hope Kala is secretly filming postcards with butterflies for Kalavision.