Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Beverley]

00 Belarus

QUOI?

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What say YOU Mx @ZenGiraffe?

Fine by me, if I get my pick of the backing dancers

 

[COB]

Recent Gianluca:

 

[Lucille]

I think that’s the worst Eurovision entry I’ve ever heard.

 

[D5K]

And now we have the Million Voices beta test version

 

[Penelope]

Oh god not this PIG CANCER PEACE ANTHEM

SEND SERGEY OR A MILLION VOICES OR FUCK OFF!

 

[Madison]

Had they occupied Ukraine by the time of this contest?

 

[dmlaw]

Fun quote from Gianluca's Wikipedia page

On 24 May 2015, Gianluca addressed the general council of the Nationalist Party (Malta). He stated his personal religious and conservative views by saying: “It really bothers me that the values and morals that have been safeguarded for several years are now changing drastically. The mentality has become more liberal, and nowadays, whenever an individual feels something is right, he seeks to justify it by changing a law ... Morals which have been enshrined in everyday life are being redefined and reinvented, and countries across the world are legislating in favour of these ‘rights’ to get more votes.”

FUCK THIS CUNT.

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta

 

[Soldi]

Ooo a PROPAGANDA PEACE ANTHEM

 

[Penelope]

Had they occupied Ukraine by the time of this contest?

No, but they had been doing a lot of evil over the weekends

 

[Tisch]

Recent Gianluca:

Literally the same!

 

[ButterTart]

Who does she look like? Is it Kelly Clarkson?

 

[Iguana]

08 Malta

 

[Madison]

QUOI?

It repeatedly refers to a Cha-Cha without including the three beat rhythm essential to any Cha-Cha.

 

[Apoca]

Ah, the first of Russia's run of "With Love and Peace from the Kreml" ballads.

ZZZZ.

 

[Penelope]

00 Belarus
07 Malta

EXCUSE ME MISSY?

 

[Dark Carnival]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta

You made a typo in your Belarus score Suomi

 

[Tisch]

I feel like this performance needs a good stage invavder to SHAKE IT UP a bit.

 

[Suomi]

Love the GALL of Russia with this

 

[COB]

Who does she look like? Is it Kelly Clarkson?

Yes, definitely Kenlé

 

[Soldi]

Literally the same!

And still looking 10 years older than he ACTUALLY IS

 

[ButterTart]

Fun quote from Gianluca's Wikipedia page

On 24 May 2015, Gianluca addressed the general council of the Nationalist Party (Malta). He stated his personal religious and conservative views by saying: “It really bothers me that the values and morals that have been safeguarded for several years are now changing drastically. The mentality has become more liberal, and nowadays, whenever an individual feels something is right, he seeks to justify it by changing a law ... Morals which have been enshrined in everyday life are being redefined and reinvented, and countries across the world are legislating in favour of these ‘rights’ to get more votes.”

FUCK THIS CUNT.

Kill the little freak. I knew I was correct to loathe him.

 

[Dark Carnival]

EXCUSE ME MISSY?

She's doing it on purpose I see no other explanation

 

[Suomi]

You made a typo in your Belarus score Suomi

i SAID what i SAID

 

[D5K]

The chorus really is stolen from Carried Away by Hear’Say (niche reference I know)

 

[Penelope]

I do like Kenlé Clarkton, so I will support her

 

[Lucille]

If this contest was anal you’d be asking if it was in yet.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Of course Russia, you want peace, good now FUCK OFF

 

[Madison]

-20 points for not including a giant

 

[D5K]

Actually I must say this is much BETTER than A Million Voices

 

[Iguana]

Fun quote from Gianluca's Wikipedia page

On 24 May 2015, Gianluca addressed the general council of the Nationalist Party (Malta). He stated his personal religious and conservative views by saying: “It really bothers me that the values and morals that have been safeguarded for several years are now changing drastically. The mentality has become more liberal, and nowadays, whenever an individual feels something is right, he seeks to justify it by changing a law ... Morals which have been enshrined in everyday life are being redefined and reinvented, and countries across the world are legislating in favour of these ‘rights’ to get more votes.”

FUCK THIS CUNT.

Stick to health and safely Giangian

 

[ButterTart]

They followed up this message of goodwill and mutual cooperation by embarking on a programme of marginalising and murdering gays, didn't they?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did they just throw BOMBS into the audience? I except nothing less from Russia

 

[Beverley]

I quite LIKE being trolled by Russia

 

[Apoca]

"Tusen Takk! WE ARE ONE (CRIMEA)".

 

[Penelope]

*hydrogen bomb lands on Chechen during key change*

 

[dmlaw]

The original shit eating Russian peace ballad. Lovely, if a bit chilling.

 

[Soldi]

Did this signal the START of the CRIMEAN WAR?