Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Tisch]

The chorus really is stolen from Carried Away by Hear’Say (niche reference I know)

AHH now I know why Kym Marsh was 'fuming' on this night!

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia

 

[Soldi]

“We are one!” THE CHEEK!!

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia

 

[Tisch]

Oop it's CORONA RIDDLED NATALIE!

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S FUCKING NATALIE FROM CASCADA DOING GLORIOUS I CAN'T BREATHE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia

 

[Madison]

Fun game: count the number of times she sings ‘glorious’ in tune.

 

[Apoca]

I quite LIKE being trolled by Russia

No one trolls quite like Russia. #aflameisburning

 

[Soldi]

Oh NATALIE FROM CASCADA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's CAROLINE FLACK!

 

[D5K]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S FUCKING NATALIE FROM CASCADA DOING GLORIOUS I CAN'T BREATHE!

Nor can she

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia

 

[ZenGiraffe]

“We are one!” THE CHEEK!!

Well they were, after the annexation

 

[D5K]

It's CAROLINE FLACK!

Nor can she

 

[Madison]

Justice for the ghost of Michael Jackson

 

[Apoca]

GEH-LORIOUS!

Welp.

 

[Iguana]

Euphooooooria

 

[Penelope]

PISSED AS A MIMSY AND READY TO SING ALONG TO ALL MY FAVOURITE BITS! (UNLIKE NATALIE)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love this mess including cheap stairs.

 

[D5K]

And the timing’s gone already

 

[win_the_game]

The staging for this is fuck-awful.

 

[Suomi]

*hydrogen bomb lands on Chechen during key change*

*stares sadly out of fighter jet window*

 

[dmlaw]

It was very brave of Germany, France and the UK all to send women in their early sixties in the same year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This song was significantly better in my memory

 

[ButterTart]

Part time singer and full time scrum half Natalie, hoping to bring the thunder with her voice that she does with her thighs.

 

[COB]

Just remembering that post someone made years ago about the idea of Natalie shagging Russell Tovey and giving birth to a BRICK

 

[Beverley]

So this was the only Euphoria rip-off we got this year?

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany

HYPERVENTILATING and SQUEALING WITH EXCITEMENT AT HOW GOOD THIS IS! OMG OMG OMG BETTER THAN EUPHORIA!

 

[Tisch]

It's CAROLINE FLACK!

I was just wondering who she was reminding me of! I'd settled on Kate Lawler but you're right she's the spit our Carrers

 

[Soldi]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany

HYPERVENTILATING and SQUEALING WITH EXCITEMENT AT HOW GOOD THIS IS! OMG OMG OMG BETTER THAN EUPHORIA!

It’s just the best thing since SLICED BREAD isn’t it?!

 

[ButterTart]

So this was the only Euphoria rip-off we got this year?

The only one that qualified, I think.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: Caroline Flack killed herself.

 

[Penelope]

Those CELESTIAL BACKING SINGERS! Truly WASTED ON OUR NAT

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's no Evacuate The Dancefloor but then WHAT IS

 

[COB]

Coltish long strides

 

[win_the_game]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany

HYPERVENTILATING and SQUEALING WITH EXCITEMENT AT HOW GOOD THIS IS! OMG OMG OMG BETTER THAN EUPHORIA!

Watch you don't choke to death on your own hyperbole!

 

[Madison]

Nuremberg-worthy