Eurovision Rewatch: Stockholm, 2016 (20:00 BST, 02.05.20)

[win_the_game]

Those permed fringes were fucking dreadful.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's a bit CWEJ, but with ramen noodles on his head.

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact: He was the blindfolded gentleman in his late 30s who performed Love Is Blind six years prior to this.

 

[Alla]

Not even the good type

Oh I know, and that dead rat on his head, dear god.

 

[Beverley]

okay I remember loving this one

GET OUT

 

[D5K]

Oh it's DONTY with the shittest song of all time

This is the 2016 rewatch, not 2012

 

[Dark Carnival]

Didn't you lot make this one win in Moopyvision Lithuania ?

 

[Lucille]

You just know this methed up twink’s hole is in TATTERS nowadays.

 

[AlgoAlex]

The dancing is annoying

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Look this is basic as shit but GOD HE SELLS IT and you can just tell he's a total blowjob champion

That's MISS BLOWJOB CHAMPION to you!

 

[Suomi]

I do think Lithuania is quite a beautiful song - very hopeful, like when you wait ages for your bus...and there it is

 

[COB]

Did he just say 'hungry heart'? JUSTICE FOR LAIKA

 

[dmlaw]

Donny seems to have stolen the Israeli lesbian's wig, dragged it through bear urine and put it back on his head.

 

[Madison]

Silly boy. He forgot to take his wedding ring off.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The dancing is annoying

Just the dancing?

 

[Iguana]

You just know this methed up twink’s hole is in TATTERS nowadays.

Probably by the NEXT MORNING

 

[AlgoAlex]

GET OUT

Still do!
What a chorus

 

[ButterTart]

Didn't you lot make this one win in Moopyvision Lithuania ?

Yes! That one still horrifies me.

 

[Beverley]

GOD IT'S CATSHIT

(TRADEMARK PENNY)

 

[Soldi]

He looks like my old flat mate who used to leave CHEESE CRUMBS everywhere

 

[AGinAg (37)]

07 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
07 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
03 Hungary
06 Italy
07 Israel
428 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
08 France
05 Poland
427 Australia
09 Cyprus
02 Serbia
07 Lithuania

 

[AlgoAlex]

Just the dancing?

Okay his FACE too. love the song, not sorry

 

[Tisch]

Sounds like the basic shit the UK have a habit of sending

 

[Penelope]

This really is the sound of scraps being stolen off the table after Sweden refused to eat them and WHO CAN BEGRUDGE IT?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Belgium
03 Czech Republic
05 Netherlands
06 Azerbaijan
02 Hungary
09 Italy
03 Israel
09 Bulgaria
00 Sweden
03 Germany
09 France
-99999 Poland
09 Australia
03 Cyprus
03 Serbia
00 Lithuania

 

[Madison]

50 Belgium
60 Czech Republic
35 Netherlands
55 Azerbaijan
25 Hungary
40 Italy
65 Israel
84 Bulgaria
56 Sweden
4 Germany
72 France
58 Poland
92 Australia
62 Cyprus
52 Serbia
78 Lithuania

 

[Beverley]

GOD IT'S CATSHIT

(TRADEMARK PENNY)

I keep thinking about this comment from yesterday and giggling to myself

 

[win_the_game]

Are we really calling this one a TWINK? He has fucking CROW'S FEET.

 

[Beverley]

Now Croatia was amazing, but her perf was way better in the SEMI

 

[Raining on Me]

05 Azerbaijan
05 Hungary
08 Italy
07 Israel
11 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
08 Germany
09 France
07 Poland
12 Australia
07 Cyprus
06 Serbia
04 Lithuania

 

[AlgoAlex]

Belgium 7
Czech Republic 5
Netherlands 5
Azerbaijan 8
Hungary 5
Italy 10
Israel 8
Bulgaria 10
Sweden 7.5
Germany 2
France 10
Australia 10
Cyprus 7.5
Serbia 7.5
Lithuania 9

 

[Soldi]

07 Belgium
06 Czechia
08 Netherlands
07 Azerbaijan
04 Hungary
11 Italy
05 Israel
10 Bulgaria
-1 Sweden
06 Germany
11 France
01 Poland
11 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
00 Lithuania

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium
06 Czech Republic
06 Netherlands
08 Azerbaijan
11 Hungary
07 Italy
10 Israel
09 Bulgaria
03 Sweden
03 Germany
10 France
-986 Shaved Cheryl Cole
12 Australia
08 Cyprus
05 Serbia
08 Lithuania

An 8 for the song alone, but -12 if I have to rank the visuals as well. Never has anyone loved themselves so much with so little justification.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Absolutely don't remember this one

 

[win_the_game]

Oh fuck this one. She actually left her hairdresser with THAT 'DO.

 

[Soldi]

Eurovism 2016


Belgium 7

Czech Republic 5

Netherlands 5

Azerbaijan 8

Hungary 5

Italy 10

Israel 8

Bulgaria 10

Sweden 7.5

Germany 2

France 10

Australia 10

Cyprus 7.5

Serbia 7.5

Lithuania 9

What’s with the SPACES

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH THAT DRESS! Now I remember

 

[Soldi]

I remember SHE was one of the BIG FAVOURITES before THAT DRESS!

 

[Lucille]

Are we really calling this one a TWINK? He has fucking CROW'S FEET.

Nothing worse than a RETIRED twink.

 

[Alla]

BARBARA DEX ALERT