Gladiators (BBC reboot)

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Major dillema for me as I find both male celebs annoying. No idea who to root for.

 

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Whomever looks best in their outfit I guess. Just starting.

 

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If I were Giant I'd aim for the head just to see if I could make Sam's hair system wig come loose.

 

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That shot of Giant squatting on the podium. Over to you Legend.

 

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Oh not that Irish fame desperado again.

I'd much rather they get famous athletes full stop. Seems like a tougher and more interesting challenge.

 

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I'm only interested in how Nicola is going to do. I wonder if she's won any medals - she doesn't seem to like saying.

 

[Halli]

She's been nowhere near the Olympics, probably school sports days. If it was the Olympics, she would say so.

 

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Not a fan of collision.

Oh Steel

 

[Halli]

Collision is just a version of Hit & Run which was terrible and boring too.

 

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Loving Sonia practically pushing Joe back out there.

 

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Stand still Sabre! Poor thing's probably got crabs.

 

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The Turkey teeth on Hammer.

 

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Oh good, Joe won. Sam just wants to be a clown.

No idea who will win out of Vogue and Nicola though.

 

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No way. Vogue shouldn't have been given ladders. It should be in the rules to take a 5 second penalty if you have to have assistance. That's a joke. I'm more outraged than a Loose Woman seeing a later day Little Mix video.

 

[Halli]

No way. Vogue shouldn't have been given ladders. It should be in the rules to take a 5 second penalty if you have to have assistance. That's a joke. I'm more outraged than a Loose Woman seeing a later day Little Mix video.

Totally, I know its a celeb one etc but makes a mockery of the whole thing!

 

[lolly]

Watching this now.

Sam's hair is interesting, isn't it?

 

[Finn]

Phantom picking up Joe Wicks and carrying him out of the changing room over his shoulder did things to me

I loved the drama of Nicola V Vogue on the Emilinator, but fucking hell that ladder shouldn't be a thing . Especially that quickly!

 

[lolly]

Hysterical

They must have brought that ladder out after about 10 seconds!

 

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Vogue must have thought her weekly spin and pilates classes would be enough. And they were!

 

[Halli]

Halli-Task for our SorB - please can you write into Points of View complaining about the rope/ladder debacle on behalf of Moopy?

 

[PercyPig]

Viper pantomime villain did us out of a good duel comp.

 

[lolly]

 

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Pleased it's Saturday. I had assumed an announcement of a date with a lengthy wait.

 

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This 2nd male contestant looks like Philip Olivier.

 

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And the winner of that round: Steel

 

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A priest who served in a war - guilty conscience much?

 

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Pretty sure the red girl had 2 on her at all times. Seems fair.

 

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Wow at the Duel victories.

 

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Oh here we go.

 

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Nitro is in his own league on that wall. Even if the guy slipped, he clearly had no chance.

 

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Shame for the blue guy. All those hill runs really said off for red guy.

 

[Ellie]

That new Destruction round looks a bit brutal.

 

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C'mon Naomi!

 

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Jesus.

 

[Ellie]

Never seen an Eliminator that close before!

 

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Yay!

They really do need to practice that final travelator don't they.

 

[PercyPig]

Destruction was fantastic! I can’t imagine how much it would take it out of you doing something like that.

I’d love to have a go at it

 

[PercyPig]

Legend still shite at Edge

 

[aquaplex]

Viper still shite at events

Destruction feels a bit police battering down door in drugs bust.

I’m excited for Suspension Bridge returning though!

Spoiler: Spoiler

Though we have to wait till Quarter Final 2 for it to turn up!

 

[lolly]

That was a great first episode. I do worry that Destruction will see contenders wrecking themselves, though.

Relieved the Rev didn't go through. I don't need to be told what Jesus or God said any more, thanks.