IS ANYONE HERE A SCIENTOLOGIST?

what's weird is how it seems like they are a pretty small and niche organisation really in terms of members (looking at the numbers probably less than 100k around the world) but must be raking in the cash fucking big time. their London HQ cost £23m just to buy. do their members just contribute endless money for these bullshit pseudo science technologies and procedures? how do they snare the rich and famous in the first place?
 
OMG :D

so Kelly didn't seek any medical help or? as our expert correspondent @jivafox I really need more tea on this!

Sadly not. Scientologists believe that any sickness or disease you get is due to past life trauma/offences, so the only way to cure it is by auditing. No such as chemotherapy (big pharma!) or other cancer treatments.
 
what's weird is how it seems like they are a pretty small and niche organisation really in terms of members (looking at the numbers probably less than 100k around the world) but must be raking in the cash fucking big time. their London HQ cost £23m just to buy. do their members just contribute endless money for these bullshit pseudo science technologies and procedures? how do they snare the rich and famous in the first place?

Tax exempt status bab!
 
oh my

I'm watching the clips of Tom from Going Clear and it's fucking wild :D
 
Sadly not. Scientologists believe that any sickness or disease you get is due to past life trauma/offences, so the only way to cure it is by auditing. No such as chemotherapy (big pharma!) or other cancer treatments.

Oh dear. So they really believe in such shit things? I thought it was mainly a secret money hoarding club they all get sucked into without any real beliefs.
 
Who is everybody's favourite celebrity they were disappointed to discover is a scientologist?

Mine is Elisabeth Moss.


I only found this out two days ago and I was ABSOLUTELY DISTRAUGHT. :( I know it shouldn't, but it really did make me think SO MUCH LESS of her.
 
In all fairness to Elizabeth, she was born into it so she didn’t have a choice.
 
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I didn't know Elisabeth Moss was born into it. Literally groomed all her life to become famous so she can be an ambassador for the cause. So sad.

I don't quite understand how they have such strong links in Hollywood though. Aside from a handful of actors, they must have some producer and agent connections to infiltrate the way they have. Not that Hollywood is all goodness and light, but it doesn't gel well with fake religions.
 
I agree it's harder, but you can leave. You always have a choice.

Have you watched the documentaries? The threat of having your life ruined and being cut off from your entire family isn't something you would do easily.
 
I didn't know Elisabeth Moss was born into it. Literally groomed all her life to become famous so she can be an ambassador for the cause. So sad.

You make it sound like Scientology is why she’s famous. Also she doesn’t really talk about it or promote it.
 
You make it sound like Scientology is why she’s famous. Also she doesn’t really talk about it or promote it.

It certainly helped. And she does promote it by leaving the room when an SP wins an Emmy.
 
Watch Seasons 2 & 3 of Leah’s documentary! She abandons the therapy session format of the first season and gets into the proper juicy stuff. She even travels to Clearwater, the city in Florida that Scientology have taken over, and gets the police called on her for sitting in a park :D

Also her podcast is iconic. Just hours of her dragging Scientology. She even outs John Travolta in the first five minutes of episode one!

Oh my own god, you've just sold it to me.

Yeah, I've been enjoying Leah Remini and her weird top lip recently on youtube rabbit hole sessions (I loved the sexual tension she had with Joe Rogan or whatever that hot busted man's man is called). I must seek out the J-Lo film.
 
Have you watched the documentaries? The threat of having your life ruined and being cut off from your entire family isn't something you would do easily.
I know Lisa Marie Presley left quite abruptly nearly 10 years ago, but I think Priscilla is still a member, so I wonder how much truth there is to it all as I’ve not seen anything about them being estranged. In fact I think there was a semi-recent photo of them together.
 
The Louis Theroux podcast was very interesting this week and has made me want to find out more.
 

They had just opened their centre in Madrid (right next to the RITZ HOTEL :disco: ) so they were doing OPEN SESSIONS for publicity I guess.

My friend was working on a story for University about them and wanted to go but was afraid to go on her own so I volunteered to go along.

They had hired a full theatre and reconverted it to some sort of exhibition centre with a GIANT photo of Ron Hubbard onstage. There were several booths where they gave you 1-2-1 talks and "measured your stress levels" :eyes: There was even A BED onstage which we didn't see being used but was creepy as fuck.

Throughout the whole thing there was some TAPE with WEIRD SOUNDS playing and me and my friend were convinced they were sending SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES to BRAINWASH you.
 
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Oh and they were handing out balloons with CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY written on them for the kids so as we were leaving I OBVIOUSLY had to ask for one to PROUDLY DISPLAY in my student halls communal area.
 
Not since they stopped the naked goat sacrifice. That was the only fun bit.
 
HAYU continues to deliver! Should I watch season 1 or can I dive straight into 2?

You can go straight into Season 2. Season 1 is more about people who have been disconnected from their families etc so it’s a bit of a DOWNER. Season 2 is where they get into the XENU of it all.
 
What is HAYU?

It’s a subscription/streaming service that contains all the Real Housewives episodes as well as a PLETHORA of other reality TV. It’s £4.99/month which is very good value if you’re into bingeing utter TRASH for hours on end.
 
Hayu is NBC Universal owned. It’s a decent sized B platform. I think you can get it via Amazon Prime as an add on.
 
Arrested Development GIF
 
I need a new scientology documentary in my life. Such ENTERTAINMENT.
 

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