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Plurals are allowed. I can reference what a clever bunch of Hercule Poirots you really are.
 
I would just like to point out I THINK Indie had JIMINY CRICKET in the last round. It is all a LIE.
 
dmlaw said:
@Ag this is my list of secret words

Indie - platypus, Jiminy Cricket
Rhythmbarbican - lightbulb, Selena Gomez
Kate - cold feet, loganberries
Suomi - donk, Switzerland
Beryl - Mamma Mia, Horlicks
Win The Game - amyl nitrates
COB - Gary Wilmot, Ashby-de-la-Zouch
Tisch - Tik Tok, ditzy
Gangsta Nancy Lam - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Lucille - Duplo, memorabilia, taramasalata
ButterTart - buy-one-get-one-free
Soldi - Chiquitita, flammable, Trophy Wife
ZenGiraffe - Rachel Stevens
Rita - kumquat, Shipping forecast
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Switzerland is definitely not one of my words - I know I’ve said Switzerland a lot but I’m just a big fan of the country Switzerland and its inhabitants, including Celine Dion.
 
Suomi said:
Switzerland is definitely not one of my words - I know I’ve said Switzerland a lot but I’m just a big fan of the country Switzerland and its inhabitants, including Celine Dion.
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SNEAKY CUNT
 
All this Tik Tok talk has got me thinking of Kesha songs. What's your favourite Kesha song? Mine goes something like this...

There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dildo free for all
When the dark of the night comes around
That's the time, that the animal comes alive
Looking for something wild
And now we lookin' like Zsa Zsa Gabor
In my gold Trans-Am

(cont'd.)
 
Got a piss funnel full of whiskey
In my handbag got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But Louise (from Eternal) I don't give a, I don't give a, I don't give a

(cont'd)
 
Mine is a little classic called Tik Tok

wake up in the morning feeling like Rita n Diddy
(Hey whatever Suomi)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit Switzerland (let's go)
Before I leave, spray myself with a bottle of fart
'Cause when I leave for the night, I wanna smell like Buttertart
 
There's a place downtown,
Where Priti Patels all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all
And ferrets turn me on
When they take it off, when they take it off everybody take it off
There's a place I know if you're looking for a show
Where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off everybody take it off

(cont'd)
 
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my taramasalata and nothing particular to interest me or Priti Patel on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating lego circulation.
 
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted The Saturdays, and I didn’t know what I was doing in Nairobi. I’m stupid about executions. The idea of being electrocuted makes me sick, and that’s all there was to read about in the papers – goggle-eyed snippets staring up at me on every street corner and at the fusty, dildo-selling mouth of every subway. It had nothing to do with Louise (from Eternal), but I couldn’t help wondering what it would be like, being burned alive all along your nerves.
 
Lucille said:
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my taramasalata and nothing particular to interest me or Priti Patel on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating lego circulation.
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Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
There's a place downtown,
Where Priti Patels all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all
And ferrets turn me on
When they take it off, when they take it off everybody take it off
There's a place I know if you're looking for a show
Where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off everybody take it off

(cont'd)
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Suomi said:
Mine is a little classic called Tik Tok

wake up in the morning feeling like Rita n Diddy
(Hey whatever Suomi)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit Switzerland (let's go)
Before I leave, spray myself with a bottle of fart
'Cause when I leave for the night, I wanna smell like Buttertart
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Are you just calling out everyone Rita? Emperor Hirohito would not approve.
 
OK. I think I’m all SNEAKY CUNTED OUT. Off to dance the night away with Reba Mcentyre, and Lizzie Cundy under a disco ball made of SPUNK. Bye babes xxooxxum
 
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Rita said:
OK. I think I’m all SNEAKY CUNTED OUT. Off to dance the night away with Reba Mcentyre, and Lizzie Cundy under a disco ball made of SPUNK. Bye babes xxooxxum
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Have one back then SNEAKY CUNT
 
Rita said:
OK. I think I’m all SNEAKY CUNTED OUT. Off to dance the night away with Reba Mcentyre, and Lizzie Cundy under a disco ball made of SPUNK. Bye babes xxooxxum
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I want to go out on the town with our Rita and dance to HITS such as Chiquitita :(
 
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Priti Patel kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all - I’m not saying that - but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goodam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out and take it easy. I mean that’s all I told Zsa Zsa Gabor about, and he’s my brother and all. He’s in Tuvalu. That isn’t too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He’s going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Ferret. One of those little English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He’s got a lot of dough, now. He didn’t use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Dildos, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was «‘The Secret Dildos.’ It was about this little kid that wouldn’t let anybody look at his dildos because he’d bought it with his own money. It killed me. Now he’s out in Tuvalu, Zsa Zsa Gabor., being a prostitute. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s The Saturdays. Don’t even mention them to me.
 
Gangsta Nancy Lam said:
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Priti Patel kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all - I’m not saying that - but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goodam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out and take it easy. I mean that’s all I told Zsa Zsa Gabor about, and he’s my brother and all. He’s in Tuvalu. That isn’t too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He’s going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Ferret. One of those little English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He’s got a lot of dough, now. He didn’t use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Dildos, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was «‘The Secret Dildos.’ It was about this little kid that wouldn’t let anybody look at his dildos because he’d bought it with his own money. It killed me. Now he’s out in Tuvalu, Zsa Zsa Gabor., being a prostitute. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s The Saturdays. Don’t even mention them to me.
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I'm not reading this, just take a SNEAKY CUNT.
 
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