Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[Rita]

Is it too late for a takeaway? Mamma Mia Pizzeria is calling my name

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

And let's not forget Louise (from Eternal) who is dead now, of course, but always double dunked her digestives on trips to Tuvalu.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Mamma Mia... definitely something ABBA anyway

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

It's very nearly dinner time. I hope it's red herring as that has always been my favourite.

 

[Rita]

Mamma Mia - Here we go again!

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

It's very nearly dinner time. I hope it's red herring as that has always been my favourite.

Not a fan of Kumquat?

 

[Berly]

On the final stretch now little wordsters.

Let's gather in the Zsa Zsa Gabor memorial cemetery, play some snippets, and put our dildos up to remember The Saturdays.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

Not a fan of Kumquat?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

SNEAKY CUNT

I'm too busy holding my dildos aloft in tribute to Louise (from Eternal) while snippets from her breakthrough album play in the streets of Nairobi to listen to your cruel words.

 

[Berly]

I'm going to be properly brassed off if the Teletubbies are allowed to bring that AstroTurf onto the Orient express.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

I'm too busy holding my dildos aloft in tribute to Louise (from Eternal) while snippets from her breakthrough album play in the streets of Nairobi to listen to your cruel words.

It wasn't me. It was Hercule Poirot. He told me that your manufactured outrage is simply AstroTurf.

 

[Rita]

Horlicks is a great name! It’s like a whore who licks... know any?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

And as the glitter fades, let's pay our respects to those who have come before us, from Cat Stevens to Rolf Harris, and paved the way to a new life in New Jersey.

 

[Berly]

I’m losing track of who I’ve sneaky cunted... I think it’s going to be close for the win. Closer than a Brexit vote!

 

[Rita]

I’ve made my Horlicks so thick it’s got a skin on it

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

Rita is gunning for me like Nigel Farage was gunning for Brexit

 

[ButterTart]

I'm too busy holding my dildos aloft in tribute to Louise (from Eternal) while snippets from her breakthrough album play in the streets of Nairobi to listen to your cruel words.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

I’m losing track of who I’ve sneaky cunted... I think it’s going to be close for the win. Closer than a Brexit vote!

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[COB]

And as the glitter fades, let's pay our respects to those who have come before us, from Cat Stevens to Rolf Harris, and paved the way to a new life in New Jersey.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Rita]

Rita is gunning for me like Nigel Farage was gunning for Brexit

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

And as the glitter fades, let's pay our respects to those who have come before us, from Cat Stevens to Rolf Harris, and paved the way to a new life in New Jersey.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Sandi Toksvig DEAD after amyl nitrate overdose on the Isle of Sheppey

 

[Rita]

Rita is gunning for me like Nigel Farage was gunning for Brexit

I would advise you to BACK OFF BITCH.

 

[COB]

I do like the idea of hundreds (or maybe even thousands) of dildos held aloft to remember the Saturdays though, it's quite a moving thought.

 

[Rita]

Sandi Toksvig DEAD after amyl nitrate overdose on the Isle of Sheppey

CHEEKY CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

Rita is gunning for me like Nigel Farage was gunning for Brexit

I'd be gunning my Ford Focus in the other direction if I were you. She'll go down on you like the wrath of God, that one.

 

[Rita]

Sandi Toksvig DEAD after amyl nitrate overdose on the Isle of Sheppey

ALSO SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Jack Monroe says she'd still be alive if she was using opium.

 

[Berly]

Not a fan of Kumquat?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Indie]

Something something platypus

 

[GNL]

Remember that all those who raise their dildos against me will be thwarted, their digestives with disintegrate with each first dunk, and their bodies will be refused entry to the Zsa Zsa Gabor Memorial Hospice, where Rolf Harris famously received his OBE.

 

[COB]

Tag: [gary wilmot programs youtube algorithm in ashby-de-la-zouch with rachel dolezal]

 

[dmlaw]

I'd be gunning my Ford Focus in the other direction if I were you. She'll go down on you like the wrath of God, that one.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Tracey Thorn said to be nonplussed at the news of Sandi's passing.

 

[dmlaw]

Tag: [gary wilmot programs youtube algorithm in ashby-de-la-zouch with rachel dolezal]

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

Do you think Theresa May would dance at our wedding @cwej

we can invite lots of other famous faces, like our dear friend X Æ A-Xii

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[COB]

Gary Wilmot found dead with Saturdays memorial dildos in every orifice (uplifting)

 

[GNL]

Wash the glitter from your piss funnels girls, because we're about to play snippets of all your favourite singles by The Saturdays.

 

[dmlaw]

Emperor Hirohito has noted that the last ten minutes contains more sneaky cunt than when he tried to make Pete Postlethwaite his concubine.

 

[GNL]

When the Saturdays named their greatest hits The Finest Selection, were they referencing the Christmas treat box featuring Mars bars, Lion bars and Yorkie bars?