MOOPY SECRET WORD - Results 6pm!

[Iguana]

My sister had cats called Socks and Tights. Socks is sadly no longer with us and Tights has become an indoor cat since they moved to Kettering.

Does no-one call their cat Catherine Wheel any more?!

 

[Jacques]

I might steal that for when I get my own British Shorthair.

 

[dmlaw]

My sister had cats called Socks and Tights. Socks is sadly no longer with us and Tights has become an indoor cat since they moved to Kettering.

Kettering? Was your sister involved in blowing wide open Senhit's red hot, red-faced lesbian romp with a sticker heiress?

That might be the worst red herring ever, given that there is no way Kate is aware of that particular scandal.

 

[Berly]

My sister had cats called Socks and Tights. Socks is sadly no longer with us and Tights has become an indoor cat since they moved to Kettering.

What’s Kettering famous for?

 

[Iguana]

Kettering? Was your sister involved in blowing wide open Senhit's red hot, red-faced lesbian romp with a sticker heiress?

That might be the worst red herring ever, given that there is no way Kate is aware of that particular scandal.

But she is aware of red herring.

 

[ButterTart]

What’s Kettering famous for?

The stunning vista and world class Kedgeree

 

[ButterTart]

But she is aware of red herring.

Or even red kedgeree.

 

[dmlaw]

Or even red kedgeree.

But what about a red whale shark?

 

[ButterTart]

But what about a red whale shark?

I don’t believe in any fish that’s bigger than a Hillman Avenger.

 

[Iguana]

We went to West Wittering, then Winchester, then we won World War One. Didn't do Dartmoor. Never scaled Nova Scotia.

 

[ButterTart]

Kettering? Was your sister involved in blowing wide open Senhit's red hot, red-faced lesbian romp with a sticker heiress?

That might be the worst red herring ever, given that there is no way Kate is aware of that particular scandal.

I still don’t understand that whole Senhit scandal.

That wasn’t a very secret word-y thing to say, so I’ll just add that I’m currently eating Rice Krispies with George Bernard Shaw and Jenny Eclair - the guttersnipe from Loose Women.

 

[dmlaw]

I still don’t understand that whole Senhit scandal.

That wasn’t a very secret word-y thing to say, so I’ll just add that I’m currently eating Rice Krispies with George Bernard Shaw and Jenny Eclair - the guttersnipe from Loose Women.

Her entire music career is being funded by the Panini sticker empire, either as a tax dodge, because they are all in the Mafia* or because she's secretly married to one of the founders. The involvement of Harry Kane, Mr. Spock and a whale shark are yet to be confirmed.

* Oops, wrong game.

 

[Berly]

The stunning vista and world class Kedgeree

What is kedgeree? Does it come with gravy?

 

[Iguana]

Her entire music career is being funded by the Panini sticker empire, either as a tax dodge, because they are all in the Mafia* or because she's secretly married to one of the founders. The involvement of Harry Kane, Mr. Spock and a whale shark are yet to be confirmed.

ALLEDGEDLY

 

[Iguana]

"Allegedly" would be such a good word to have.

 

[dmlaw]

Can I say that I think it is very unfair for Kate to say that if I don't include the full stop, I don't get the points.

Some people call it a period.

 

[ButterTart]

What is kedgeree? Does it come with gravy?

Kedgeree is a bit of everything. It’s a fishy panacea, just like my hippy friend Panacea after a few days in her yurt without access to hygiene products.

 

[Tisch]

Goes great with custard! Felicity Kendall wrote all about it in her autobiography!

 

[dmlaw]

Kedgeree is a bit of everything. It’s a fishy panacea, just like my hippy friend Panacea after a few days in her yurt without access to hygiene products.

I thought that a panacea was a sort of creamy, gelatinous dessert.

Do you know what runs through a desert? The River Nile.

 

[ButterTart]

I thought that a panacea was a sort of creamy, gelatinous dessert.

Do you know what runs through a desert? The River Nile.

Weirdly that also runs through Colwyn Bay.

 

[Iguana]

Will @Iguana's 2000s female pop icon sync at 8pm this Friday include any Robyn? And will it reach as far as Dartmoor or Winchester? Tune in to find out.

 

[Berly]

I thought that a panacea was a sort of creamy, gelatinous dessert.

Do you know what runs through a desert? The River Nile.

Do you know what runs through the river Nile? Jellyfish

 

[dmlaw]

Do you know what runs through the river Nile? Jellyfish

I don't think they do run. They haven't got any legs. Unless it's like buffalo wings and they do actually have them.

 

[Berly]

I don't think they do run. They haven't got any legs. Unless it's like buffalo wings and they do actually have them.

Swims then. Floats. Dances. Meanders. Who can never be sure. Jellyfish are complex ghouls

 

[ButterTart]

I don't think they do run. They haven't got any legs. Unless it's like buffalo wings and they do actually have them.

Do you know what does run? My Hillman Avenger.
Runs like a dream, as smooth as a hot knife through panacea

 

[Berly]

This is like an episode of Black Mirror by Charlie Brooker

 

[Jacques]

Will @Iguana's 2000s female pop icon sync at 8pm this Friday include any Robyn? And will it reach as far as Dartmoor or Winchester? Tune in to find out.

As sublime as that event sounds, I'm going to be living it up in Theresa May's hometown of Eastbourne, East Sussex this weekend so can't make it.

 

[Berly]

As sublime as that event sounds, I'm going to be living it up in Theresa May's hometown of Eastbourne, East Sussex this weekend so can't make it.

Stay out the wheat fields

 

[Berly]

After France flopped out the Euros last night there is chaos on the streets, baguettes being used as weapons and boiling gravy attacks outside the 6th municipal. The treaty of Fontainebleau has been ripped up and Macron has been evacuated to Cape Verde.

Konnie Huq has been quoted as saying the scenes are unbelievable in an attempt to reclaim the smear from Dame Dannii Minogue

 

[Iguana]

Will Dame Dannii Minogue feature on @Iguana's 2000s female pop icon sync at 8pm this Friday? And will it reach as far as Dartmouth or Nova Scotia? Tune in to find out.

 

[Tisch]

I can't wait! I feel it's going to be as much fun as Henry VIII during the dissolution of the monastries

 

[Jacques]

Can we do a Bob Dylan sync next? I feel an urge to get acquainted with his music.

 

[dmlaw]

I bet The Darkness will feature in Iguana's 2000s female pop icon sync. The glockenspiel solo makes up for them not really being female.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What’s Kettering famous for?

The twink that outed Senhit

 

[Suomi]

Don’t forget to send me your ASFM votes if you haven’t already. Have fun, but have fun responsibly

 

[dmlaw]

Football time.

I shall be shouting for Harry Kane and springing up like a jack-in-the-box whenever there is a chance.

 

[Iguana]

Not a lot of cunt sneaking going on is there?

 

[dmlaw]

It’s almost as if they didn’t believe me when I told them gratis what all of my words were earlier on.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

PRESTO!

Blessings etc.

Sal x

 

[Tisch]

SAL! How's your old pal Felicity Kendall doing?