Moopyvision 2020: Semi 1: RESULTS

[dmlaw]

I really liked Belgium when I first heard it but it kept sliding down my points list every time I relistened.

 

[Dark Carnival]

He’s not wrong though.

Homophobes agreeing. QUELLE SURPRISE

 

[cwej]

Belgium is Sheryl Crow doing Eurovision. It's decent. Not amazing but a strong enough song.

 

[Zu]

Is alcohol a noun, adjective or verb in the sentence? WHO KNOWS????

It’s a slurred-by-alcohol I’LL CALL YOU so it’s a verb. It’s very clever! It’s ART FOR GOD’S SAKE!

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points



Also eliminated, we have:









IRELAND

 

[Penelope]

Belgium is Sheryl Crow doing Eurovision. It's decent. Not amazing but a strong enough song.

Importantly, Sheryl Crow shouldn't do Eurovision.

 

[dmlaw]

No it WOULDN'T because the original is PERFECT

When you say perfect, I assume you meant hypocritical and patronising bollocks.

 

[Penelope]

Also eliminated, we have:









IRELAND

YAY

 

[cwej]

I nearly gave Ireland points so I'm sad it's not in top 13. It's their best entry for years.

 

[Soldi]

I swear if that AUSTRALIAN CLOWN goes through

 

[Dark Carnival]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points



Also eliminated, we have:









IRELAND

YES! HATEFUL BITCH.

 

[cwej]

Importantly, Sheryl Crow shouldn't do Eurovision.

Ha

 

[D5K]

Ireland was safely qualifying for a long time, then only one of the final 14 voters gave it any points at all.

 

[Penelope]

When you say perfect, I assume you meant hypocritical and patronising bollocks.

I didn't see you complaining during LOU - LET'S GET HAPPY!

 

[Zu]

Poor Lesley Roy! Loved that one so much! Hope she’s back for more NEXT YEAR!

 

[Lucille]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points



Also eliminated, we have:









IRELAND

OH WELL.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ireland was safely qualifying for a long time, then only one of the final 14 voters gave it any points at all.

HA!

 

[D5K]

BACK TO THE QUALIFIERS NOW

 

[Lucille]

YES! HATEFUL BITCH.

HARSH!

 

[Penelope]

Poor Lesley Roy! Loved that one so much

!

 

[dmlaw]

I didn't see you complaining during LOU - LET'S GET HAPPY!

That was just about tolerable after many drinks.

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


The next country through to the Moopyvision final is...

SWEDEN!

 

[Zu]

I nearly gave Ireland points so I'm sad it's not in top 13. It's their best entry for years.

Well I know Miss Uncharisma did her best but it’s no IRLANDE DOUZE POINTE!

 

[Soldi]

NETHERLANDS still in

 

[Dark Carnival]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


The next country through to the Moopyvision final is...

SWEDEN!

Now THIS

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank BITCHTITS for LES MUMS!

 

[Penelope]

They were HEAVILY DES'REE-INSPIRED! ONE OF THEM IS JASMINE MASTERS FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[D5K]

Azerbaijan - Efendi - "Cleopatra"
Germany - Ben Dolic - "Violent Thing"
Israel - Eden Alene - "Feker libi"
Italy - Diodato - "Fai rumore"
Lithuania - The Roop - "On Fire"
Norway - Ulrikke - "Attention"
Romania - Roxen - "Alcohol You"
Sweden - The Mamas - "Move"
Ukraine - Go_A - "Solovey"
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Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Malta - Destiny - "All of My Love"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"
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17th - Ireland - Lesley Roy - "Story of My Life" - 38 points
18th - Belgium - Hooverphonic - "Release Me" - 35 points
19th - Belarus - VAL - "Da vidna" - 27 points
20th - Croatia - Damir Kedžo - "Divlji vjetre" - 13 points


The 10th country out of 13 to proceed is...

MALTA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

You know your GAY membership doesn't get REVOKED if you don't like Sweden! You don't HAVE to!

 

[Penelope]

You know your GAY membership doesn't get REVOKED if you don't like Sweden! You don't HAVE to!

YES IT FUCKING DOES!

 

[Dark Carnival]

The 10th country out of 13 to proceed is...

MALTA!

 

[Penelope]

Hands up if anyone actually FELT anything at that Maltese one now we don't have to pretend to care about it anymore

 

[Tisch]

It’s a slurred-by-alcohol I’LL CALL YOU so it’s a verb. It’s very clever! It’s ART FOR GOD’S SAKE!

Oh my GOD!

Whole new level! It's AMAZING!

 

[D5K]

Three qualifiers left to reveal from the following list:

Australia - Montaigne - "Don't Break Me"
Cyprus - Sandro - "Running"
Netherlands - Jeangu Macrooy - "Grow"
North Macedonia - Vasil - "You"
Russia - Little Big - "Uno"
Slovenia - Ana Soklič - "Voda"

 

[Penelope]

I mean it was no VODA! (which I may or may not have forgotten to vote for)

 

[Lucille]

Why do you hate BIG JOLLY LADIES?!?

 

[Penelope]

OMG VODA IS SO OUT

 

[D5K]

Hands up if anyone actually FELT anything at that Maltese one now we don't have to pretend to care about it anymore

It's polished, professional, and utterly forgettable. But then I find Move to be similar (in terms of song before anyone accuses me of racism / sizism)

 

[Dark Carnival]

Russia and Australia surely! Don't curr about the rest.

 

[ButterTart]

Sweden have the honour of being the only song from this entire semi that has made it to my playlist, so it needed to qualify for the sake of decency.