Name something that is TOO BLOODY WOKE

[Ellie]

My business announced they were moving the Christmas party to be a Winter party in JANUARY…

We actually did this twice in the past. Mostly because we were disorganised and it was dead cheap to get venues in January. It was the handful of Jehovah’s Witnesses that could be included that time. The Muslims always joined in for Christmas festivities.

 

[Agneeta]

Waiting for crazychris to weigh in. Oh.

 

[Lucille]

The idea that supermarket marketing teams would actively avoid referring to Christmas when it drives most of their sales during their most profitable time of year.

 

[Jark]

My business announced they were moving the Christmas party to be a Winter party in JANUARY, on the same day we employed a child kidnapper

Coincidence?

my agency in Amsterdam did this the last couple of years too. apart from anything else who wants to get hideously drunk and make a tit of themselves in JANUARY? fucking misers.

 

[dmlaw]

my agency in Amsterdam did this the last couple of years too. apart from anything else who wants to get hideously drunk and make a tit of themselves in JANUARY? fucking misers.

I want to get hideously drunk in January, but I want to do it at home, on my own, like God intended.

 

[Nancy]

The Bakerloo SUPERLOOP

 

[big ron]

MINCE PIES. THEY'RE NOT EVEN CALLING THEM CHRISTMAS MINCE PIES ANYMORE FFS

JUST GLASSED A WOKE MUSLAMIC OVER THIS

 

[Lucille]

In other cancelling Christmas news.

 

[Agneeta]

IMMIGRANTS WHO COME TO OUR COUNTRY AND RISK THEIR OWN LIFE TO SAVE OTHER PEOPLE

 

[funky]

SAVING OTHER PEOPLE’S LIVES

 

[Halli]

PHOTOS INFRONT OF WATER, TOO TROPICAL FFS.

 

[Finn]

WATER. WHAT'S WRONG WITH DRINKING BEEF DRIPPING OR GRAVY FOR GOODNESS SAKE

 

[Halli]

SPARKLING WATER. BUBBLES R 4 FAIRIES, FFS!

 

[Agneeta]

ATTRACTIVE GAY MEN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THE ARMISTICE

Though at least the GB News bottom third still WORE A FUCKING POPPY

 

[Halli]

DEVIL WEARS PRADA, TWO!!???! FFS!

 

[big ron]

THE ARMISTICE
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Though at least the GB News bottom third still WORE A FUCKING POPPY

BRING BACK WORLD WAR 2

 

[Halli]

ANY POT NOODLES THAT AINT THE GREEN ORIGINAL ONE
FFS!

 

[big ron]

ANY POT NOODLES THAT AINT THE GREEN ORIGINAL ONE
FFS!

YOU SAYING THIS PROUD PATRIOT IS WOKE??????!!!?!?!?

 

[Halli]

YES FFS! Tomato flavour is too effing...erm...SPANISH! Dont even start on the BOMBAY BADBOY, FFS!

 

[big ron]

YES FFS! Tomato flavour is too effing...erm...SPANISH! Dont even start on the BOMBAY BADBOY, FFS!

WOKE FOREN MUCK

 

[big ron]

WHERE IS THE TRIPE AND KIDNEY FLAVOUR????!!?!!?

 

[funky]

YES FFS! Tomato flavour is too effing...erm...SPANISH! Dont even start on the BOMBAY BADBOY, FFS!

They've even used a TORO THE BULL!

What's the matter with a PROPER BRITISH COW FFS

WOKE EUROPEAN NONSENSE. THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS PROMISED AFTER BREXIT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What's the matter with a PROPER BRITISH COW FFS

 

[funky]

Clearly a GAY COW and wearing DUTCH CLOGS too

Not enough STRAIGHT COWS these days. All I see are MINORITY FARM ANIMALS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Clearly a GAY COW and wearing DUTCH CLOGS too

Not enough STRAIGHT COWS these days. All I see are MINORITY FARM ANIMALS

At least she isn't wearing earrings OF HER OWN FACE

 

[jyxz]

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That’s a FRENCH cow called Azalée

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That’s a FRENCH cow called Azalée

 

[funky]

These FRENCH COWS

COMING OVER and TAKING MY PLACE in the NHS WAITING LISTS

 

[Shoat]

I've heard these so called French cows produce only VEGAN CHEESE

 

[GNL]

YES FFS! Tomato flavour is too effing...erm...SPANISH! Dont even start on the BOMBAY BADBOY, FFS!

You have to call it Mumbai Madlad now, because of woke.

 

[Halli]

They've even used a TORO THE BULL!

What's the matter with a PROPER BRITISH COW FFS

WOKE EUROPEAN NONSENSE. THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS PROMISED AFTER BREXIT.

WTF is wrong with a proper GAMMON FLAVOUR POT NOODLE, FFS! LIVID!

 

[Lucille]

NON-BINARY GINGERBREAD PEOPLE.

 

[Halli]

GILLIAN ANDERSON, she WAS ALRIGHT WHEN SHE WAS CHASING THOSE ALIENS, FFS! GOOD OLE DAYS!

 

[Finn]

ELLIE'S BLACK TRANS THEATRE TRIPS

Just booked yesterday for the new version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest for next year. I have no idea what to expect as it looks like it’s a black version with possibly a male Nurse Ratched (???)

 

[funky]

TRANS-SUPPORTING POPES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SANTA WEARING A SKIRT

 

[big ron]

You have to call it Mumbai Madlad now, because of woke.

WILDPERSON OF SOUTH ASIAN HERITAGE FLAVOUR POT NOODLE PC GONE MAD NO

 

[Halli]

RAMEN

 

[Nancy]

People closing fire doors which really should be shut, but you'd prefer them wedged open, thank you very much