RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[Lucille]

A woman’s touch.

 

[Lucille]

Actually I hate anyone touching me I don’t know extremely well.

 

[Alias #23]

The phrase “my other half” or, worse; “my better half”

 

[Alias #23]

Obviously it’s not just the phrase itself. It’s what it SUGGESTS

 

[RJN]

Some people should just be honest and say “my worse half”

 

[Inner Smile]

EVEN THE MEERKATS?!?

Especially those bastards

 

[Inner Smile]

Croc shoes

 

[Inner Smile]

When butter won't spread properly

 

[Inner Smile]

Moustaches

 

[Inner Smile]

People who put about 5 sugars in tea

 

[Alias #23]

People who aren’t my friends abbreviating my first name in direct communication with me, be this verbally or in emails. NO! In fact I did once tell a colleague to NOT do it

 

[Inner Smile]

Calm down Al

 

[Lucille]

People who aren’t my friends abbreviating my first name in direct communication with me, be this verbally or in emails. NO! In fact I did once tell a colleague to NOT do it

THIS. I often get SCOTTY which I DESPISE.

 

[Inner Smile]

THIS. I often get SCOTTY which I DESPISE.

Better than SCOTTY T

 

[Alias #23]

Calm down Al

I am calm to my very gunny thanks very much

However only @ButterTart is allowed to call me AL

 

[Alias #23]

People who say CALM DOWN when you weren’t NOT CALM to begin with

 

[Inner Smile]

Is he trying to say something

 

[dmlaw]

However only @ButterTart is allowed to call me AL

Paul Simon’s lesser known hit.

 

[Martha Skidd]

IMMODIUM

 

[Inner Smile]

Martha is ZU

 

[Alias #23]

@Martha Skidd to confirm that she’s NOT Zu

 

[Alias #23]

@Martha Skidd to confirm that she’s NOT Zu

She’s a very, very dear friend who can’t stop giving and she’s NOT me

 

[Martha Skidd]

Oh darling one DICKY BOWEL is enough to keep me busy LET ALONE TWO

 

[Alias #23]

I do think that any suggestion that I’m Martha is shockingly mogynistic as it implies that the poor woman can’t manage an account herself or indeed conjure up QUALITY POST AFTER QUALITY POST

 

[Soldi]

She’s too busy being a scat queen I heard

 

[Soldi]

Mind you I have a name from back in my modding days but I won’t spoil the fun

 

[AlgoAlex]

Calm down Al

HATE IT

 

[Lucille]

Leave her alone, she’s a DIVORCED WOMAN for GOD’S SAKE.

 

[Soldi]

Leave her alone, she’s a DIVORCED WOMAN for GOD’S SAKE.

What led to the divorce?

 

[Inner Smile]

Mind you I have a name from back in my bottoming days but I won’t spoil the fun

What was it?

 

[Alias #23]

Leave her alone, she’s a DIVORCED WOMAN for GOD’S SAKE.

I suppose that awful @Soldi thinks it’s MARTHA BROWN but she’s NÉE SKIDD!

 

[Alias #23]

Leave her alone, she’s a DIVORCED WOMAN for GOD’S SAKE.

Living in abject poverty on benefits and JPS Superkings to boot! Of course she got the caravan in the divorce settlement but I really cannot stomach the CONSTANT CRUELTY!

 

[Inner Smile]

A caravan and 20 superkings sounds good to me

 

[Alias #23]

A caravan and 20 superkings sounds good to me

Well we’ve certainly got YOUR number then

 

[K.C.]

When the Moopy alerts won't go away, even if I view them or click "Mark as read"

 

[Phoenix]

Americans and their abuse of devilled eggs at Easter.

Deviled eggs are actually gross.

 

[Diddy]

Impractical burgers

The whole point is that you’re able to pick it up and eat it, otherwise why bother with the bread? Gigantic burgers (which are quite vulgar anyway), or ones overflowing with sauce, or even worse DRIZZLED WITH SAUCE

 

[Lucille]

People with no SPATIAL AWARENESS.

 

[Diddy]

People with no SPATIAL AWARENESS.

Or consideration, like people on bikes who can obviously see you as they come right towards you, but think that if they look fixedly ahead you might stop existing

 

[Diddy]

People who endlessly continue banal conversations. I don’t want to ghost anyone because I was raised right, and I also don’t want to say “please stop talking, I am bored to tears” because that’s rude too. What’s left?

So I leave it as long as I can before replying, and they always reply back within 5 seconds, and we’re back to the start.

It’s an etiquette hostage situation