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  • Joseph 77 (Independent)
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  • Pamela Walford (Independent)
  • Marcus White (Everyone is God Party)
  • Marc Wilkinson (Independent)
 
Keen on the Everyone Is God party, I hope they're not drowned out by the Monster Raving Loonies at the hustings...
 
Joseph 77

I shall campaign in song and verse, things I have written, I'll sing and recite around Clacton to unify the country with a purpose. Let's 'kick off' with a World Club Anthem, set to the tune 'Onward Christian Soldiers', followed by a rebirth of the famous hymn 'Onward Christian Soldiers'. With just an anthem and a hymn I will have united the religious with the secular. A great step to 'Getting our country back!'
 
The interesting thing is almost none of those people will be known to Nigel and any one of them could completely gotcha him with something.
 
Derrick Norbert Morris (Independent): "I am here to create The New Greater Clacton. We will make it shinny, beautiful and rich. So, Let's make Clacton Greater. .# Stop the Boats # Employment for Youth, Women & Disabled # New Buses, Relible & comfortable # 6 Minutes Ambulance # Better Education # More affordable Houses # Beautiful waterfront with more activities # Saer streets with less Crime # End shoplifting - lowering prices"

Couldn't even run it through spellchecker, eh?
 
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Who ordered Andrew Tate off Temu?
 
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Joseph 77 (Independent)

Also known as Thomas Faithful Darwood, Joseph 77 previously stood in the Uxbridge by-election.

He described himself as a biblical visionary for Brexit.


Good grief.
 
He's certainly putting it all out there

 
I can only imagine how demonic you need to be to get kicked out of REFORM.
 
Well will you look at that. I feel like, and some will think me premature, but I feel like we are coming out of the UK's 30-40 year cycle of staring down into the abyss of rightwing populism. It isn't who we are - not by far. And as Reform and Restore become more and more comedy punchlines, so we start to move away from that. I realise we are far from solving our problems - as is the Earth in general - there are few countries solving long term problems after all - but - this is life - and we need to push through that together, and face that together, and not look for someone to blame - because that gets us exactly nowhere. So, fuckity bye bye to Reform's electoral moment - it will splutter for a few more years, but that turkey is well on the way to being cooked.
 

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