Shakira and J-Lo to perform 2020 Superbowl halftime show

[AGinAg (37)]

The original I’m Real please.

I like both versions.

 

[Pipo]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

the fact she NEGLECTED Las De La Intuicion for years in her tours is also disgusting. I think I may have read she did it a couple of times randomly and that was it. BITCH.

 

[RS]

I’m sorry but the only fairly recent* Shakira song that matters is RABIOSA.


*might have been from ten years ago, but it feels like the other day.

 

[Rita]

I didn’t actually realise Shakira was still making albums in any language. I thought she was on a break having kids so must investigate her newer stuff.

 

[Rita]

Let’s get LOUD.

 

[Mugatu]

J-Lo needs to bring out Ja Rule, Ashanti, Christina Milian and the whole Murder Inc family to share some more truths.

 

[VoR]

Top 5 J.Lo

1. On The Floor
2. Waiting For Tonight
3. First Love
4. Play
5. Papi

Top 5 Shakira

1. Pure Intuition
2. Whenever, Wherever
3. Don't Bother
4. La Tortura
5. Eyes Like Yours (Ojos asi)

 

[VoR]

Papi was such a quintessential gay interest only flop in retrospect. The video is truly ludicrous.

 

[Rita]

J to tha L-O Top 5

1. Waiting For Tonight
2. I’m Real
3. Love Don’t Cost a Thing
4. Let’s Get Loud
5. On the Floor
6. LOUBOUTINS

SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA Top 5

1.Hips Don’t Lie
2. Underneath Your Clothes
3. Whenever Wherever
4. Don’t Bother
5. She Wolf

 

[Rita]

I’m throwin’ on my LOUBOUTIN’S.

 

[Jark]

TBH I found Shakira's English material fairly lacklustre since She Wolf. Empire was really good and should've been bigger, but that duet with Rihanna was utterly flaccid.

Here for any Spanish recommendations though. I listened to Chantaje, but that reggaeton sound doesn't really do a lot for me.

ALL of her material post Sale El Sol has been shit, Empire aside. She's completely lost interest in being an artist which is a major shame because she was an excellent one.

 

[RS]

JLo
01. If You Had My Love
02. Waiting for Tonight
03. Ain’t It Funny (original mix)
04. Let’s Get Loud
05. I’m Gonna Be Alright (the remix)


Shakira
01. Objection
02. Eyes Like Yours
03. Rabiosa
04. La Tortura
05. Beautiful Liar

 

[AlgoAlex]

ALL of her material post Sale El Sol has been shit, Empire aside. She's completely lost interest in being an artist which is a major shame because she was an excellent one.

God empire is AMAZE

 

[Kala]

Papi was such a quintessential gay interest only flop in retrospect. The video is truly ludicrous.

LUDICROUS? I think you mean AMAZING.

 

[Halli]

This is unexpected but I am so here for this

 

[Peekaboo]

Peak Shakira:



And of course her breakthrough hit which I can't listen to without getting homesick



I do think that one of her strengths is the BATSHIT RAW LYRICS which I kind of think are lost in translation when she sings in English.

 

[Logic?]

Estoy Aquí will always be my favourite song of hers.



Queens

 

[Halli]

J.LO results from the Halli-Jury

01 All I have
02 Dance Again
03 Waiting for Tonight
04 Play ft. Christina Milian
05 Walking on Sunshine
06 I'm real
07 Jenny from the Block
08 On the floor
09 if You had My love
10 I'm Gonna Be Alight (remix)
11 Ain't it Funny (original)
12 Love Don't Cost a Thing
13 Get Right
14) I'm Into You

Shakira:

01 Underneath Your Clothes
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.
.
.
.
.

 

[VoR]

Shakira's English lyrics can border on gobbledygook, but that's half the fun really.

For years I misheard the lyric from Eyes Like Yours as "Came from behind, got to be rude" and assumed it was all about dirty Shaky liking it up the rear.

 

[Christian]

The Superball

Homosexuality CONFIRMED

 

[Christian]

I only know the three most basic Shakira songs so I'm more than ready for an EDUCATION

Whoever said they should expand this into a full show and tour the world with it is really on to something.

 

[Halli]

So are they performing together or doing two separate back to back shows as the only sole performer?

 

[RS]

Homosexuality CONFIRMED

Well, doesn’t that look more right than the actual name? Why is it called a bowl if it’s about a ball game?

 

[northernlad]

Oh my, how have I never seen the video for "Papi" before? She really is a gay man at heart.

Anyway, I would hope Shakira includes at least one 90s gem in lieu of her modern garbage.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I think Shakira will snatch the attention here SORRY J LO queens.

Whenever, Wherever and Hips Don’t Lie are such universal massive crowd pleasers, Jennifer doesn’t have anything on QUITE the same scale.

Here’s hoping she decides to dust off Dance Again to give it ONE LAST CRACK at the Billboard top 10

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Both should unleash a PROPER old school Greatest Hits off the back of this too - Kylie has shown that they CAN WORK.

We don’t talk about the hot mess that was the last time Jennifer tried to compile her hits (and excluded QUITE A LOT OF THEM )

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

God a quick glance at J Lo’s Spotify reveals for every semi-hit she’s managed recently there’s about 5 flops floundering about

What on earth are ‘Goin In’, ‘I Luh Ya Papi’, ‘Us’, ‘Medicine’ etc etc et

 

[Rita]

I think Shakira will snatch the attention here SORRY J LO queens.

Whenever, Wherever and Hips Don’t Lie are such universal massive crowd pleasers, Jennifer doesn’t have anything on QUITE the same scale.

Love Don’t Cost a Thing, and On the Floor disagree with you.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

FINAL POST: WTF is Jennifer’s Spotify photo ALL ABOUT? I love it obvs, but it is RATHER LEFTFIELD AN IMAGE

https://i.scdn.co/image/6ae2a9eef263be601f3d02f47b2f4b8912dde429

 

[Christian]

Jennifer Lopez, the JANUS of POP

 

[Slave]

‘I Luh Ya Papi’ is great. If you’re draped over the front of a yacht soaking up the sun.

 

[Pipo]

Love Don’t Cost a Thing, and On the Floor disagree with you.

Maybe, but does JLo have something as big as WAKA WAKA?

I HATE it mind.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Love Don’t Cost a Thing, and On the Floor disagree with you.

Both in-arguably MASSIVE MASSIVE hits, but Whenever Wherever and Hips Don't Lie are both genuinely defining songs of whatever decade they were released in.

I’d also say that On The Floor hasn’t had much of a life post-release. It feels very of it’s time.

 

[Rita]

Maybe, but does JLo have something as big as WAKA WAKA?

I HATE it mind.

Was that not the song for a World Cup though? That must have gave it a bit of a leg up.

 

[Jark]

Waka Waka also.

They both have ample hits for this. Both could do it solo. Outside of Latin America JLo is the bigger star by far, inside it's Shaki, so basically a global weave massacre is guaranteed to occur.

 

[Rita]

Both in-arguably MASSIVE MASSIVE hits, but Whenever Wherever and Hips Don't Lie are both genuinely defining songs of whatever decade they were released in.

I’d also say that On The Floor hasn’t had much of a life post-release. It feels very of it’s time.

I think it all goes on ones perception really. I haven’t heard Whenever Wherever in YEARS and as great as it was I would also say it is very much of its time. I can’t argue with Hips Don’t Lie though. That is EVERYTHING.

 

[Pipo]

Was that not the song for a World Cup though? That must have gave it a bit of a leg up.

it didn't for Jlo though to be honest it was only a feature (and they even managed to shoe horn Sia!)

 

[Rita]

I have no knowledge of that song whatsoever. I can certainly see why it WASN’T a hit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My favourite Shakira song is Pure Intuition:



I don't even know where and when it's from.

 

[K.C.]

J-Lo needs to bring out Ja Rule, Ashanti, Christina Milian and the whole Murder Inc family to share some more truths.

Given that those 3 cover approximately 99% of her vocals, she's ALREADY bringing them out.

Can't wait to see Shakira though. I'm guessing she'll sing the other 1%.