Speculate Wildly About Enya (3 Viewers)

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Enya is a little baffled that Kate Bush is #1 (with Running Up That Hill) on the recent Top 100 solo artists (70s-80s-90s) on Greatest Hits Radio, but it means nothing to her at the same time.

 

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Enya is hoping that if cassettes do come back like vinyl has, that there'll be ones made for her albums since Amarantine, and pitched higher so they're the right pitch when played.

 

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Enya is rather nostalgic for the Golden Globes she attended back in 2002.
One of the few awards where they literally serve, and Enya herself did also serve
(no-one has served greater whilst bearing a visible shingles rash!)

Spoiler: Photos via Reddit

 

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Enya also realised hardly any of her fans have seen this afterparty photo from the same event until recently

Spoiler: Elegant indoor photo, I didn't see it either until late yesterday

where she's standing on the red carpet with a Bulgari store behind, and her rash has magically disappeared.

 

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By coincidence (plus the reason she was at the Golden Globes in the first place, for her Lord of the Rings involvement)

#enyaisback

 

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Enys supposes being a name for an oat variety this season is a compliment too.
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Haha there's another recent article

Solid oat varieties on 2026 list

Three spring oat varieties have made it onto the recommended list by the Department of Agriculture.

www.farmersjournal.ie

Enya will be releasing a remastered version of A Day Without Rain, with a limited edition bag of Enya oats.

 

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Enya would never have thought this photo would be posted on Reddit, almost a year on

soon to have over 2k views there

Enya is considered by her nieces and nephews as their 'cool wine aunt'

That has been proven

 

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Enya isn't necessarily embarrassed by it, but is facepalming at the fact that she wore the same dress to an interview with Lorraine Kelly in late 2015 and now everyone knows.

 

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Enya will return to the Beckhams' drama later she has the Ryans' birthday celebration for Roma to attend to

 

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Enya is tempted to call her next instrumental track A Year Without Nicholas, and release it on 10th September in honour of him (plus a footnote from Roma). ♡

 

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Enya admits she's a bit frightened of her niece Sinéad, especially how quickly she grew up over lockdown, but she doesn't want to trouble her sister Brídín about it

Spoiler: Photos with Enya 2019, and 2023 photoset no Enya

The fistbump and this photoset

Instead Enya tells her goddaughter Matilda "Tilly, don't you grow up too fast"

Enya hides such concerns pretty well, and generally doesn't mind her 'acts older than her age' niece, and her goddaughter getting hair dyed jet black at 13 (I suppose her mum did do hairdressing but still)

Spoiler: Photo collage thing

And of course, Enya has no fears posing with the nieces and nephews as she knows none of them are going to be the equivalent of accusing Victoria Beckham for 'inappropriately dancing' at the function

 

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Enya also loves that this YouTube account is using this colourised picture of her from 40+ years ago in their greatest hits video thumbnail.

Spoiler: I don't actually play the videos in full, it's only the thumbnail, plus repeated scenery and and randomly listed Enya tracks

It makes her think back to that version of herself who'd only released about 5 compositions, definitely not expecting any greatest hits albums nor playlists to follow.

 

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Enya likes this Guardian article

Amid babies galore I’m a Childless Gay Aunt. I could not be happier | Rebecca Shaw

Closely allied to Guncles, the CGA is progressive, fun, cosmopolitan. She has all the streaming services

www.theguardian.com

almost as much as the 2000 one featuring herself.

Interview: Enya

Enya may not act like a star, but you can't argue with the figures - a staggering 44m albums sold over the past 10 years. She tells John Aizlewood the secret of her success.

www.theguardian.com

(I have yet to generate a clip of that )

 

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Enya found today's This Morning episode with Dermot and Alison quite fun and kind of wishes it was them she spoke to instead of Philip and Holly
She is also thinking twice about going on Loose Women she did 20 years ago, of course.

 

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Now I'm wondering if Enya was ever into disco in the 70s.

Spoiler: Playlist of non-Enya songs she likes

Wait her sister must be (I think she mentioned Sister Sledge in this, 3:36) as well as Cliff Richard and Dana at Eurovision haha. I've yet to find out what the groovy song they sing afterwards is.

 

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Enya doesn't mind a dedicated AI pictures thread or related generation or something, but why is this (and more of someone supposed to be her) on shutterstock?

https://www.shutterstock.com/cs/image-generated/poorly-clothed-unwashed-enya-brennan-dark-2707839305?trackingId=3813351b-e206-46fc-988d-b6125b534890&listId=searchResults

 

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Enya is speculating on how her hair would look if she didn't wash/dry shampoo, tint/dye nor brush/comb it for a month; it'd probably look like the above (with silver)

 

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Enya is Arctic Fox
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(Maybe not, but I hope whoever is sings nicely! )
Edit: they are a male person haha

Haha no, but Enya fears that she'd have been paired with him on Strictly if she went on

 

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Enya was randomly imagining an alternate reality where Diana and her sisters never met Charles, and Enya just happened to be one of her friends and randomly go to Police concerts together.

Spoiler: Or if Enya were one of the flatmates

 

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Enya is baffled at the state of the world. Then again, she always has been.

Never has it been a better time to be 'totally removed from reality' haha.

 

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Enya is up to date with the weather though, and looks forward to Storm Chandra over the Irish Sea shortly. 🌧

 

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Enya is a little annoyed that this guide is saying ainne is pronounced 'enya'.

 

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Enya supposes it's more specific than this broadcast though (I wonder if she watched this )

(saying it is wet, rather than raining)

 

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Enya didn't realise she voluntarily struck-off Aigle the day before Carol Kirkwood emotionally announced her BBC departure for April

To be honest Carol has done more in her career over 25 years than Enya has for almost 45 years in the music industry but of course big respect to both childless Celtic matriarchs ♡

 

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Enya supposes that once she releases something music-wise, she'll be bigger than Nigella joining Bake Off (and Enya actually cares about the industry she's in )

 

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Enya would like to clarify that she doesn't care at all about the industry she's in and that's why she hasn't recorded anything in over 10 years.

She does care about venereal diseases and returning Ireland to feudalism.

 

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She cares, from a distance...once the general public looks beyond cluster B personality disorders and focuses on cluster A (particularly schizoid) then you'll understand.

 

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Enya is glad she has old-fashioned gas lamps illuminating some of her garden/land.

(Then again she likes her pink LEDs strip lights in the castle )

 

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Enyas been caught diddling herself behind Sainsburys

 

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I don't think they have Sainsbury's in Ireland (unless she's in Northern Ireland)

 

[Shirley]

I just spotted her in Wrexham sporting a FALSE MOUSTACHE and claiming to be IAIN LEE so it COULD HAVE HAPPENED

 

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Enya has been looking at this grainy, evocative, early Lady Diana-esque* picture of her

Spoiler: Original photo by this guy (the reply)

(taken at a less than posh Clannad concert at Queen's Uni Belfast's student's union in 1982 )

♡​

*the hair but darker, face but younger-looking and shorter
(Diana in 1980)

and has decided to put on some dark brown tights/stockings and stare at her shins in the mirror, thinking back to those chubbier days past.
Enya is glad that she carries less these days.

 

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I don't think they have Sainsbury's in Ireland (unless she's in Northern Ireland)

She's well travelled!

 

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True and finds her way to Rita's area of Donegal to sing at the bar every once in a while.

 

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Enya is thinking of selling a few of her first edition books. ️

 

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Enya is amused at this bootleg CD 'The Romantic Years' featuring a photo during what were probably her least romantic years

I suppose during the latter half of Watermark promo she was looking though

No but, why was Enya moaning that she didn't fancy anyone in her public diary?

 

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Enya will make some time to watch a few episodes of Schitt's Creek. She doesn't usually watch Christmas films after Christmas, but she is also going to watch the Home Alone films, following the news that legendress Catherine O'Hara has passed away

 

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Enya gets her pussy out for new Heated Rivalry forum.

 

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Haha that pussycat has the same hairstyle as Enya wears (wig/extensions) in 1986, at the beginning of the I Want Tomorrow music video. ♡

 

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[The post above posted twice... ]
Enya doesn't dwell on it too often, too long, but she occasionally wonders how long she's got left.